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Aye, it's mint.

If Man U lose big against the Arse tomorrow, do you reckon Moyes could be sacked? I've said he'll be given time but after the Fulham game I'm not so sure anymore.

We're on a very bad run though: LLWDLL Could be an underwhelming end to the season.

53 years old, he looks like he's got one foot in the grave.

Man U's decline is the highlight of the season, no doubt.

Kurt Cobain. Fair enough.

#askTayls Papiss has 5 apples, he gives 1 to Tiote 1 to Haidara and keeps the other 3 what are the chances you'll send them a racist tweet?

Man U have attempted 46 crosses in the first half

This season's over in the minds of Ashley, Pardew, the players and the fans.

Chelsea lead 3-0, bring on hungry lads like Salah and Schürrle, we bring on fucking Marveaux.

Sammy's been decent.

0-0, 12 minutes left, then Pellegrini takes Negredo off for Kolarov? Strange one.

Fulham will definitely go down, they're shite. Think one of Norwich and WBA will go down, possibly both.

Newcastle United can confirm that Willie Donachie has resigned from his position as Reserve Team Manager with immediate effect. The Club will be making no further comment. This fucking club man. Who's next?

Miles Starforth ‏@milesstarforth Pardew on Kinnear: 'I'm sad to see anybody lose their job. He did a lot of good work here, but the decision was the board's decision.' #nufc Is that right Alan, I thought he resigned?

That JFK finalised the deal without Ashley's approval sounds like bollocks. The Daily Mail says he resigned because of a fall in season ticket renewals: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2551807/Joe-Kinnear-resignation-came-worrying-fall-season-ticket-renewals-Newcastle.html In short, fuck knows.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-joe-kinnear-paid-price-3112128#.UvFu0PntF8F

The good old "vote of confidence".

The planets are coming into alignment...

@NCLairport: We've had requests this morning to ensure that the departure of a Mr Kinnear goes smoothly. It's nice that so many people care.

Most likely pushed. A way to smooth things over in the wake of the transfer window, the derby result and the mass cancellation of season tickets.

I've got the same feeling that I had when the stadium name was changed back to St James' Park - it's a good thing, but only because it was such a ridiculosly bad thing initially.

Cheers mate. I shall consult you again when my mind is occupied by troubling questions.

So why was he hired in the first place? And why is he resigning now? I should be happy but this just seems very fishy.