sprucett_78

Ours are in the centre of the building, womens toilets are always worse I think.... make up, hair everywhere and lots of sprays which when it all builds up along with the air freshners which always smell crap just make you want to vom.... plus they are on the same corridor as the canteen so when you pass them it puts you off what you were going to go and eat !!!! plus the obvious aroma of the alcohol thats worked its way through from the weekend doesnt help!!!!!

you're "reading" FHM ???

has a sick twisted yet strangley satisfying sense of humour.

heard nowt but bad things about this 155539[/snapback] worse than Aeon Flux which is saying something. Finally got round to watching Silent Hill. Rubbish. Some good fan service that brought a few smiles but overall another shit game/movie tie in. 155547[/snapback] Ultraviolet is deff not a fab film but some of the fight scenes and shoot outs are good, its just brain candy for the duration of the film, forgotten once its off if you know what I mean.

Saw Ultraviolet last night.....wasnt all Id hoped for but was still very good.

How bizarre, Ive just had a text message from my mam who is in London at the moment who has just said the same thing????? Gonna have to try one i guess.

Man walks along a dirt road, sees something shiny sticking out of the mud and stops to investigate. HE has a scrape and pulls out an old lamp and after giving it a little rub a blonde genie jumps out and tells him he has 3 wishes. The man thinks it over and tells her his wishes and the genie jumps back into the lamp and the man keeps on walking. He goes to bed and when he wakes up he finds himself surrounded by 50 beautiful sexy semi clothed women all wanting him so he starts to make his way through them all doing everything he ever wanted. When he is done he gets up and sets off to explore the mansion he finds himself in. Feeling a very soft carpet under his feet he looks down to find the floors laden and piled with £50 notes. After he is done exploring he hears the door bell, he goes to the door and there are 2 KKK standing there, they grab him and take him to he nearest tree and string him up and watch him swing. Just as he is loosing life he sees the KKK take their hoods off, the 1st is the blonde genie, the 2nd is another genie. She says with a puzzled look, "the 50 gorgeous women I get, being rich sure... but why does every man want to be hung like a black man?" (i know old but still worth a tut)

Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher man (from my Blaises days, ahhh I miss that club)

I know I shouldnt but I really laughed myself daft at that !!!!

Well Ive been to see that Hard Candy at the cinema today... Not fantastic but ok, as for you fellas out there though it could be uncomfortable to watch in bits....quite literally !

Names have been amended to protect the innocent. Too long? Short? Shit? Abusive? Any hints? 151894[/snapback] Well being a girl who one day hopes to get married I thought it was a lovely speech. If you need to slag yr mate off then go for it though lol he will only ever love you for it... But I thought it was great, good luck x

Goo goo dolls - Iris