sprucett_78

Ours are in the centre of the building, womens toilets are always worse I think.... make up, hair everywhere and lots of sprays which when it all builds up along with the air freshners which always smell crap just make you want to vom.... plus they are on the same corridor as the canteen so when you pass them it puts you off what you were going to go and eat !!!! plus the obvious aroma of the alcohol thats worked its way through from the weekend doesnt help!!!!!

well... i think he is sex on a stick! when he gets going his humour is very funny, very out there tho, he is quite an ecentric bloke if you watch him properly. think he is horny as fook!

bit about books are for posh people? bit like the bill hicks line in the cafe "what u reading for?"

anyone still awake? ive been a naughty girl and hit the wine on my own with the tv.... oh i have such a full life lol

you're "reading" FHM ???

mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] haha, well at least you knew he would have had a varied social life !

my first kitten was called rockfall ...

missed them, its back to ITN now...

Might come up for one friday night, let u know tho x

pain is seeing the person you just realised you are in love with kiss someone else..(well it was at 19?) and pain now (cos im old) is finishing the last mouthful of a gorgeous curry, then feeling the rumble and getting a huge painful cramp....managing to get to the bathroom.... and realisiong you have no loo roll!

please please please can someone bring a video camera. Its only fair that the folk that cant make it can get a chance to see this! 157990[/snapback] Toontastic Piss Ups have a set of rules, especially regarding the posting of pictures... 157992[/snapback] Aye no pictures online. It's The Way of the Pissup. 158040[/snapback] thats a shame id love to know what you all look like... not even a few?

I made the wrong decision and went a works do saturday night, stayed sober as was driving and well......... actually now i think ive just refreshed my black mail material !!

Looks like a horny little jewish princess witha brand new nose that knows where it goes and overworked gums that squeak when she comes. She's a dirty little jewish princes, a grinder a bumper with a pre-moistened dumper and couple of sisters that can raise a few blisters. 157676[/snapback]

HARD MAN! 157569[/snapback] Completeley sober and crying into a 3rd beer about the Byker Grove storyline that is his life? I think he's hammered. 157625[/snapback] How did I miss that? Rather unecessary... Didn't Byker Grove get cancelled? 157665[/snapback] just recently it did..... bring back semi blinded ant n dec !

3 years, thats gotta be v good for you, its just my soul that wouldnt be able to cope if I was t total.

well its friday night and im home and sober, anyone else end up the same?

has a sick twisted yet strangley satisfying sense of humour.

http://www.lecturelist.org/content/view_speaker/1185 Im a public speaker about art .... and in sign language aswell?

yeh i got caught in that one at the town centre, got in the car got about 200 yards up the road and had to pull over as i couldnt see anything !

saw on the new he was doing it, well done him for finishing tho !!!!!!

know ive had my moments lol

spray all of his boxer shorts with deep heat before he collects them and call the police and tell them she has a load of nicked stuff hidden in her place

Ha ha wish id done that, just about to convert my loft, could have done with a few different ones lol 155983[/snapback] Your more then welcome to have the telephone number of my builder, but I dont think the plumber, decorator or electrician would travel down to Thornaby, I could ask my Flat-Pack man though, he might, and he is very good with his hands 155997[/snapback] Hell we should go inot business together, Ive got a plasterer and a joiner on mine...