Park Life

There he is.

Benny might want to get more than one creative player on the park. Jeez!!

The greatest trick Fop ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. I wish. ....and 'whoosh' he was gone.......

Let the hilarity ensue. Wonder if we'll see that 'Torres' fella later.

"Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker!" *Edit* Happy Face you jizzcock! How can one person be the 'suspects'? He has a lisp obviously.

"Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker!" *Edit* Happy Face you jizzcock! How can one person be the 'suspects'?

I realise the finals have to be spread around the continent in this day and age, but let's be honest, nobody really wants to go to Moscow unless they absolutely have to. Agreed. I've been invited a couple of times but avoided it. St Petersburg is quite charming apparently.

Interrogation Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking. Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

Never read a single page of any of it and they say the films were worse. So you've seen them now. Maybe.

I was going to say. Scally fans + Russian police = fun fun fun! ....actually, fuck the English reputation, bring it on. There are some pretty tasty crews in Moskova looking forward to whoever comes tbh.

Who are the fucking usual suspects anyway?

What a pack of overblown shit those films are.

That scene wasn't about talking.

Bit of a cliche. Lot depends on your core persona. It definitely does like. I think it gets that rep because you see people out doing it who are tossers anyway and already have a few tickets on themselves and they do a line or four and think they're God's gift. Exactly. I have the ability to laugh at myself and some of the sheeet I come out with....Very necessary on the coca cola. Aye, I don't mind a bit of the verbal bollox myself. So long as you're self-deprecating with it and realise you're talking shit. Talking shit is fun though. Or it can be anyway. Of course it is. I also love it when things come out you didn't realise you were thinking about.....etc...

The one drug I've actually found quite dangerous from personal experience anyway.

Bit of a cliche. Lot depends on your core persona. It definitely does like. I think it gets that rep because you see people out doing it who are tossers anyway and already have a few tickets on themselves and they do a line or four and think they're God's gift. Exactly. I have the ability to laugh at myself and some of the sheeet I come out with....Very necessary on the coca cola.

Bit of a cliche. Lot depends on your core persona.

The hypocirisy over Moss doing coke (in the fashion industry FFS) was staggering. Aye, unbelievable that. And I'm not a fan of Pete Doherty (don't hate him either really) but the way the tabloids went on as they he had turned her onto drugs was hilarious. Like she'd never encountered coke before she met him or something. That whole episode was fucking unreal. They're really really thin ffs!!!

Fucking hope not!!

That's about the strength of it aye.

"I heard this at Weight Watchers. Delicious cake idea. If you don't want to eat all the fatty, doughy cakes out there, try this light recipe and people will be licking their fingers off! Take a prepackaged cake mix (from any grocery store, Betty Crocker, etc) and instead of using the ingredients listed on the back like eggs or oil, mix it with a can of diet coke. Works best with a chocolate or fudge mix. For whiter mixes like lemon powder or vanilla, mix in a can of diet 7up. Yum!"

The other problem I have with it is that I tend to chain smoke without realising it.

Yeah but that's because everyone's doing coke these days. The classification of drugs should really have nothing to do with the government. 'Political football' is an overused phrase but it really is warrented with regards to cannabis. The amount of people doing coke now is incredible like. I was down London a few weeks ago and I reckon at least half the bar I was in was on it. I've been in bars in Leeds where you can smell it as soon as you walk in, and with people doing it off the tables rather than in the toilets. Tbh, I don't go out in the Toon very much these days and when I do it's normally a meal with the missus and friends but it'll be the same there no doubt. Canny funny that loads of it was detected in the bogs at the Labour Party Conference a couple of years ago. Hypocrites man, I fucking hate them. Possibly the least surprising sentance I have ever read. As for hypocrites, I think the journos are just as bad. It's all over the House of Commons as well btw and in the Law courts at Temple Bar....But some of those geezers do work long hours.