MattM4

I consider myself to be very easily pleased or entertained when it comes to movies. Having seen Transp. 2 tonight, yes it is forgettable. But 1 is now engrained in my mind as a possible torture device (next to Constantine).

TRANSPORTER 2 - a smidgen better. Still well below par action flick. Again the fact he's this "transporter" is almost totally irrelevant.

Looks like a Trigger Happy TV sketch.

That's what he is now though. I agree: Fifth Element, Leon... class. But Taxi 3 and 4 for example... I've got Transporter 2 and 3 on stand by to be watched. Going to be tough.

The Transporter - Oh my god... What a pile of complete bollocks. The acting is bad. All the foreigners speaking in perfect English only with only an accent sounds moronic. The music is so bad, some kind of low key understated thing but when all you do is notice the music all the time... that's a very bad sign. Title sounds stupid. Love the idea of him being this transporter guy but after about ten minutes in the film it's anecdotal what the guy does. Fight scenes are so poor, just filled with gimmicky and cliched moments but not at all in a good way, when they start fighting it's roll your eyes time every 5 seconds. Whoever "choreographed" the fight scenes clearly loves the smell of his own farts thinking "yeah, this is awesome"... that guy is a tosser. Don't mind Statham at all in fact he's clearly aching to be a cool bad ass hero. But it's a weird thing, like the last 2 Bonds... Statham and Daniel Craig are having to fight against the elements of utter shit stories to be great. ... sadly I feel no rant can express truly how shit I thought The Transporter was. Luc Besson is such pile of commercial dogshit.

The fact it has one of those new age tag/scan things is a bit worrying. Makes the possibility of it being genuine that little more likely.

They basically must have stumbled on the site and just decided to take the piss out of it I suppose

Saw that just the other day too. Very weird but I liked it!

Shola? Ugh. Lovenkrands ftw!!

John Q - Seen it several times, but it's still amazing. Denzel Washington is so brilliant in it. Flash of Genius - Story of an inventor with Greg Kinnear. Good watch.

Aye, which could also be proof of it being fake!

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Same.

Been playing against a few ManU noobs with... ManU lately. Except I put Ronaldo in goal just to take the piss out of them. He even comes up to take free kicks

Indeed. Apparently $15 or something. Can't really see the point in it personally. Just seems like a LOT of hassle to play a football game. But I'm sure there's a market for it.

Nice soundtrack though. I've got almost all of Explosions in the Sky's stuff because of that film.

hoochie mama, the lady on the left!! ... Annoying shirt though, "everyone's a captain" kit.

Oh well, at least we won't have to listen to his hypnotising post match blabbering.

Timely thread indeed.

hahaha what the fuck is that?! Anyway, Chelsea aren't changing the home shirt next season I don't think. The current one still has another season to go.

Indeed, best time ever to get pounds from your euros.

Jesus wept man. He can see the tree at least. Just not the forest

Just a very very good day all round for our sake!