Scottish Mag

I have just got into work I have sat down to a Hot Chocolate and a Muffin I was meant to be sitting a first aid course but I managed to get out of it I am booking a flight to Dublin for a stag do The music in here is driving me mad

Sima wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Change the Haggis to Chocolate and that description sounds just like you Scott....

Craig Bellamy comes across as the most irascible of individuals, but the Welshman clearly feeds off his role as the anti-hero of a Premiership which loves to hate its feistier characters. Whether goading Newcastle's giant central defender, Oguchi Onyewu, catching United's goalkeeper, Steve Harper, with a late tackle, or cheekily wiping his greasy palms on the bald head of the Magpies' long-serving physiotherapist, Derek Wright, there was no escaping the impact of the former enfant terrible of St James' Park upon a game of unrelenting action. Bellamy opened the scoring against his former club within six minutes and yet, from that moment on, confidence visibly drained from the focal point of Liverpool's attack. By the time the referee, Mark Halsey, signalled the end of a thrilling first half, Bellamy had wasted the opportunity to register a rare hat-trick and finish the match as a contest. After the break his afternoon got worse. "I didn't think the occasion affected him, he was trying to do his best and mentally he was fine," said the Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez. The forward Dirk Kuyt said: "Craig was a little upset. He was desperate to win the match. The only thing he wanted to do was beat Newcastle and we didn't do that." Bellamy, although he would bitterly dispute the assertion, had indeed let the occasion, as well as a formidable opponent, get to him. On the day when the Reds entered a new era under the ownership of George Gillett Jnr and Tom Hicks, it was another American who was central to the former Newcastle favourite's demise. Onyewu, the US international who is on loan from Standard Liège, offered a fascinating insight into the Bellamy psyche following a faultless home debut. "My size and strength are big assets and I don't think he liked that too much, being half my height," said the 24-year-old. "He never shuts up. When you come across players like him you just have to laugh at them and smile and that's what I did. There was a moment when he was complaining that I elbowed him in the head, but I responded by saying, 'Look at where your head is. I can't help it if you're so short you only come up to where my elbow is'. "My team-mates warned me that he was a very fast and skilful player and if you let him get in your head he'll affect you and your performance. I did my best to not let that happen." Until Saturday a Benitez-managed Liverpool side had not lost a League game after taking the lead, but Newcastle recovered from an abysmal first half to dominate after the break. The forward Obafemi Martins capitalised on a Jose Reina error to equalise after 26 minutes and the midfielder Nolberto Solano scored from the penalty spot 20 minutes from time, after John Arne Riise had tripped the advancing Newcastle defender Steven Taylor. "There are reasons we lost that game, but I cannot go into them now," said Benitez, prior to the club's week-long training camp in Portugal. Bellamy was undoubtedly one of them.

I'm shocked that The Broons wasn't in it..

We get the Proclaimers at the Scotland matches... "da da da da da da dadada dadadadaa"

Aye its that one. The guy who ran Cannavaro and Nesta ragged when Scotland played Italy...

The person who designed it?

EH? Had to be there. Basically out of all the folk in the room Cath said first of all that for some reason I could be gay. Then made accusations with regards to saying I have a hairy back! Also apparently comparisons were made with me and Mancy. And Jimmy White Cath's one to talk man the hair on her back is tremendous! Must be gay, when the rest of us go to piss ups we spend our time looking at Cats front...

TRANSFER RUMOURS Cristiano Ronaldo has told Manchester United to make him the richest player in the world with an offer of £8.3m-a-year or he will leave the club. (News of the World) Meanwhile, Sir Alex Ferguson provided Owen Hargreaves with a private tour of Old Trafford on Tuesday as Manchester United move closer to signing the Bayern Munich midfielder. (Sunday Express) Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez's first move following George Gillett and Tom Hicks's takeover of the club will be to sign Spain international David Villa from Valencia for £20m. (Sunday Express) Tottenham boss Martin Jol will bid £3.2m in an attempt to snare Harry Kewell from Liverpool in the summer. (Various) And the Londoners have also set their sights on Middlesbrough striker Mark Viduka, who is out of contract in the summer. (News of the World) West Ham striker Teddy Sheringham could move to Australia in the summer, with Sydney FC keen to secure his services. (Sydney Morning Herald) Everton winger Andy van der Meyde has threatened to quit Goodison Park as he is "sick" of being left out of the starting line-up by boss David Moyes. (Various) Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp wants defender Sylvain Distin to leave Manchester City in the summer on a free transfer and join him at Fratton Park. (News of the World) Jose Antonio Reyes, on loan at Real Madrid, could return to Arsenal in the summer because the Spaniards do not believe he is worth the £20m asking price. (Daily Star Sunday) Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder wants to sign Scotland striker Kenny Miller from Celtic in the summer. (Sunday People) Bolton manager Sam Allardyce fears midfielder Kevin Nolan will try to engineer a move away from the club because of his repeated failures to earn an England call-up. (Independent on Sunday) West Brom boss Tony Mowbray will make a loan bid, with the promise of a £2m permanent deal, for Scunthorpe striker Billy Sharp next month if the Iron drop out of the League One promotion race. (Sunday Mirror) Deportivo La Coruna defender Jorge Andrade is keen to join Chelsea this summer. (News of the World) Celtic could move for Hearts goalkeeper Craig Gordon if Arsenal follow up their interest in Artur Boruc. (News of the World) Hibernian, St Mirren and Falkirk are vying for the signature of Airdrie star Steven McDougall. (Sunday Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Chelsea are looking at sites in west London where they could build a new state-of-the-art 55,000-seater stadium after putting on hold talks to expand Stamford Bridge. (Various) England's assistant manager Terry Venables is keen for the Premiership to limit the number of foreigners in the league, claiming it is a "big worry" for the future of the national team. (News of the World) Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp could become Tottenham boss if Paul Kemsley, vice-chairman at Spurs, succeeds with a takeover bid. (Sunday People) Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger believes "third-party ownership" of players, such as Javier Mascherano, leaves football open to corruption and says the Premier League must fight it. (News of the World) Some "influential figures" at the FA want Steve McClaren sacked as manager if England lose to Israel in next month's European Championship qualifier. (Sunday People) AC Milan bosses could ban their fans from travelling to Glasgow for the Champions League clash with Celtic to avoid crowd trouble. (Sunday Mail) Scotland manager Alex McLeish will give forward Garry O'Connor one more chance to resurrect his career at national level after his no-show for a Euro 2008 qualifier under previous boss Walter Smith. AND FINALLY... Reading defender Ulises De La Cruz has not forgotten his roots back in Ecuador - he sends 15% of his monthly wage to Piqulucho, the tiny village where he grew up, which has already helped build a new school and ensured running water for the area. (Sunday Express) Staff at Durham Tees Valley Airport had to call on-site Special Branch police after a persistent fan pestered Arsenal striker Thierry Henry for an autograph while he was on the phone. (Mail on Sunday)

Much like the last couple of months we look abysmal ay keeping possession. We can hardly string 3 passes together. *But we still managed to score* lol

Maybe its the speed of my feed but Brambles attempt to block Bellamys shot looked non existent to me...

Fucking shite..

Here we go...

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Another £130 a year on top of your Sky subscription..

The stuff he tried to kit out her house with was fucking hideous

Well sure, you have, but I mean in football, not the Quidditch Cup Ooooooooooooooooh handbags out...

Did you enjoy it? My son has only been there just over a month, but has already gone down 2 trouser sizes He says he feels fitter and fitter everyday! Aye I did for a while. Was meant to be a stop gap job but it ended up that easy and at first finishing at lunchtime everyday was great. However after a few years of doing the same repetitive thing day after day I began to get bored of it and needed something more challenging so went back into education. At times I miss it, however with the weather just now I certainly do not. I was lucky as well living in a small town near Loch Lomond I generally dealt with alot of people I knew and was lucky enough not to have "neds chasing their Giros". Being out in the sticks we also had bikes...

I have said for a long time I dont rate him at all. I still think he is all pace and no end product and last night showed that IMO. If SWP had the same run in the team as Milner as had (Club level) I dont think he would have done as well as Milner has. Neville can fuck off too, moaning about the booing, pull your fucking finger out the you fanny tashed wanker! Neville is about the best player England have at the moment tbh. Good player, but wouldn't say he was your best player.

Fecking hate shaving, good job in my workplace I can get away with looking like a tramp... Though I have been warned I am not allowed to grow back my porn star moustachio, that I grew a while back for charity, again.

One I missed off my list.

I was a postie for 7 years..