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I`m sure they will like it at Loch Lomond..

I'm in stitches at the thought of me being fat... If that is the case there is many a member on here clinically obese..and Geordie Fish is fucking Jabba the Hut!

You believe what you want to Mr 15 Stone

So's Papa L, he was telling me tonight. Jesus H! I'm 15 stone! As for you Ritchie, you've been packing the beef on of late - FACT! 126128[/snapback] Quite the opposite fatboy

We could play 5's at lunchtime easy enough in Eldon Square.

I should think so too, what with the amount of confectionary I hear you bring to the game. 126102[/snapback] Ohhhh no - that's a myth. I'M the one that brings the confectionary to the game and today was the last game of the season for me, so ferk know's what he's going to do for Chelsea and the testimonial! I'll probably get a phonecall in Australia in the middle of the night demanding Chunky Kit-Kat's! 126105[/snapback] Just my luck, I finally found out where she sits and she fucking goes on holiday! How much for a flight to Australia? Seriously, if you're in the Milburn next year, PM me you're number and I'll pay you a visit! 126112[/snapback] Oh I'll be there next season Are you not coming on the Fantastic Toontastic Day Out, anyway Dan? 126114[/snapback] Just checked out the latest developments, might get myself down there. Don't put me down as a definite for the tables and everything though. 126120[/snapback] I thought your parents packed you off to Fat Camp in the summer? 126124[/snapback] Why, you looking to ask them about prices etc for yourself?

Danny Boys working his magic here....

Word of advice though if you get asked in for coffee Jimbo... Make sure the house is empty!! I once had some wife ask me in for coffee, i looked in the door and there was the husband sat on the sofa giving me a wave. I politely explained it wasn't allowed for us to leave the duty for coffee etc and got to f*ck..

Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol

Was Peter not there? You know what he looks like...

I think his reference to me was in relation to the fact that i used to be a Postie...

TBH i think it would be a good appointment

Do you live on a Navy estate?? 126031[/snapback] erm noooo 126033[/snapback] No problem, just with what GF said it brough back memories lol

Do you live on a Navy estate??

Probably, but i am still pissed off at them for the lack of sportsmanship at St James Park.

1-1 Spurs in lack of sportsmanship controversy, not much of a shocker there. Cheating b*stards!

I'll be there..

Does that mean no Karaoke at the Summer Piss Up?? 125919[/snapback] Affirmative! Although Cath CLAIMS to be good on the karaoke like. 125921[/snapback] I think we should go for a laugh i'm sure you are canny at "give a little respect...."

Does that mean no Karaoke at the Summer Piss Up??

Will Jimbo still be able to get his usual diet of Baked Beans and Pitta Bread?

It is.. 125903[/snapback] Ok thanks, that's that then... 125908[/snapback] No problem.