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Awww. Did you make that specially? 114294[/snapback] Of course he did, because Gol Rocks!!

*The banter on here has been quality today! Not helping my dissertation any though..

Laughable isn't it? "Ohhh, it's 5pm and I really should be finishing work, but I'll just hang on for 5 more minutes.... " 114202[/snapback] best thread for ages (Also allegedly)!! Been dying for a coffee for ages but cant move my arse away from PC 114205[/snapback] The men have gone suspiciously quiet...... 114207[/snapback] its strange the effect a pair of tits can have!!! 114212[/snapback] Never mind a pair, there are plenty of tits on here...

Eevn though i have about 10 sim cards sitting here and could get SO to send it to one i do not use, i do not really fancy running the risk of being sent a pic of his cock...

Come on lads!! I'm pulling my weight, here all we need to do is get her mugshot on here or you'll have to wait til the weekend when her face resembles a plasterers radio after she's been round mine!! 114119[/snapback] Can you not send the picture to your e-mail address from the phone? Then upload it on here?

http://www.thenewmonkey.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=605

160 celebrities have signed up to appear in a huge football tournament airing on Sky One in advance of the World Cup. Celebrity World Cup Soccer Six will feature 12 all-star teams, each captained by a representative of a World Cup country, battling it out to play in a live final. Confirmed captains include Brian McFadden (Irish team), Eric Cantona (French team) and Goldie Lookin' Chain (Welsh team), while celebrity players include Paul Gascoigne, Ian Rush, Teddy Sheringham, Les Ferdinand, Chantelle, Jeff Brazier, Preston, Chris Evans, Angus Deayton, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, The Darkness, Razorlight, Stereophonics, The Editors, Liberty X, Simon Webb and Chico. Cast members from Holby City, Footballers' Wives and Coronation Street will also be donning their boots for the occasion. The event will play out on Sky One for three hours a day between Friday May 12 and Sunday, May 14. Soccer AM's Tim Lovejoy and Helen Chamberlain have signed on to host.

Listen to the stud after his escapades in Jormany! 113695[/snapback] She gave me her necklace so that I won't forget her 113704[/snapback] But did you give her (a pearl) one?

He looked to me like he was reluctantly kicking out to shut Shearer up tbh

Listen to the stud after his escapades in Jormany!

The unsportsmanship from the Spurs players yesterday after we had kicked the ball out of play for JJ and they booted it back down the park and pushed onto us not allowing us to take the shy, was this completely edited from the football first footage. Shearer was fucking livid, i though he was going to stick one on Keane who had been a mouthy lil shite all afternoon. Tossers..

Happy Birthday dude..

NEWCASTLE United will announce the identity of their new manager before the Premiership season ends. And that will heap the pressure on hot favourite Martin O'Neill to finally choose between Newcastle and England in the next 35 days. He has also emerged as a contender for the Fulham job if Chris Coleman leaves in the summer. O'Neill was at Craven Cottage yesterday watching Fulham lose to Portsmouth. Newcastle insist they will name their new boss before their last game of the season against Chelsea on Sunday May 7. Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd is closing in on his man after a series of meetings with the leading candidates and has drawn up a timetable for the appointment. Shepherd told the Sunday Mirror: "Our aim is to have the new managerial structure in place before the last ball of the season is kicked. "We are confident that we will be able to announce the identity of the new manager before the season ends. "We don't want to have uncertainty lingering on through the close season and we want supporters and players to finish the season knowing who will be in charge next August. "We have taken our time because this is one of the biggest decisions in the history of this club. The top clubs are opening up a huge gap between themselves and others. We need to get the right man to ensure that we are one of those leading clubs. "We have had a host of top names declaring their interest but we have kept them secret. When the time is right - and that isn't too far away - we will name the man to lead us into the future."

Glenn Roeder says he would not be surprised if Gerard Houllier fancied taking the reins at Newcastle United. The Magpies are scouring the market for the full-time successor to Graeme Souness and former Liverpool chief Houllier is the latest name to be thrown into the mix. Houllier earned many fans during his time at Anfield, but he has increased his stock since taking charge of Lyon. He has followed up superbly from Paul Le Guen, with another Ligue 1 title set to be wrapped up, and they are still in contention for the UEFA Champions League crown. He is believed to have crossed Newcastle's radar and caretaker chief Roeder feels the Frenchman would fancy a crack at the top job on Tyneside. "He is having a great time in France at the moment, his team are still involved in the Champions League and he is an excellent manager," said Roeder. "So I am not surprised of reports of a manager of his quality being interested in this job. "If anybody had any doubts about him towards the end of his era with Liverpool, he has certainly put them to bed at Lyon." Should Houllier end up taking the reins at St James' Park, he would be reunited with Michael Owen - a striker who played a key role for him at Anfield. Owen is battling back from a foot injury and Roeder says the England striker is progressing well. "I've seen Michael at the training ground this week and he is really happy with the way the operation went," added Roeder. "He is a little bit disappointed his comeback has been delayed, but nevertheless, we trust in the surgeon that he will finish this season playing in a black and white shirt."

Aye he made a million from it and splashed out £150,000 for watches for the Manyoo and Celtic players.

He could be struggling to be fit for it. What with his current injury it does not even look likely that`ll he will be getting a winners medal for the league.

Yes it is highly competitive but i would not say it is dead. Like any business, how you market yourself whether it be from advertising, marketing or PR is the key IMO to having continual success.

That would not surprise me, i always thought that was why Souness has been brought in. For me there was no other reason to have appointed such an inept manager other than him being told he was only being given the job to keep the seat warm for Shearer.

I probably work best like that, I hate lots of noise and I'm highly motivated if it's for my own benefit, although I see your point. What did you do if you don't mind me asking BTW and how does it all work? Their website is a little too vague. 112540[/snapback] I was wanting to do a Business course but was told i had to do entrance module to get into it. That was my first problem as it was a social science module. You were expected to do x amount of study a week i cannot remember if was something like 15, you also had to attend a seminar/lecture type thing one evening a week. You are sent all the materials through the post and are allocated a near by tutor who you can get in contact with over the phone and thats who you send your work to and they mark it. I tried it about 8 or 9 years ago so i cannot really remember all the ins and outs of it.

I`m not sure you can call it luck or good judgement/management but i do not think City would even be in the position they are if Pearce had not managed to sign Cole and Vassell for about 1.5 million during the summer.