The Fish 9177 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Dear Friend, Compliment of the Season and Happy New Year. My name is Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskaya, personal secretary to Mr. Boris Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the arrested Chairman/Ceo of Yukos oil and bank Menatep SPB Russia, who is presently in jail. I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he detained and has been sentenced to jail for not paying taxes and financing political parties (the union of right forces, led by Mr. Boris Nemtsov and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky) opposed to the government of Mr. Vladmir Putin, the president thereby leading to the freezing his finances and assets. After searching through the books of your country’s chambers of commerce and industries here in Russia I am contacting you to assist me to re-profile this fund and equally invest this fund in your country. The total amount of these funds to be re-profiled is forty six million dollars (USD 46,000,000.00) and you will be getting 20% for your assistance. I shall furnish you with necessary information’s and my identifications as soon I receive your acceptance which should be sent to my private email box mlariskaya1957@excite.com Yours sincerely, Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskaya NB: I advice you read more of this ordeal from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3213505.stm http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2005/03/29/58914.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3042850.stm http://www.supportmbk.com who actually falls for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 you lucky lucky git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 So this one is Russian and not Nigerian? Mafia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Aye, I've got a comedy collection of these in my junkbox. When I finish work, i'll post a few of my favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Anyone else get a letter saying they'd been entered into a 250k prize draw from the Reader's Digest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 anyone reckon I should see how long I could string this out without giving my details? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26769 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Tell them you'll leave the money in WH Smith in Durham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Anyone else get a letter saying they'd been entered into a 250k prize draw from the Reader's Digest? The other half did, she asked "do you think this is real?" I didn't reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 anyone reckon I should see how long I could string this out without giving my details? There is a satrical political show here where one of the panelists decided to reply and went on and on about his undying love for the 'princess' who sent the spam. It's amazing how long the two strung each other along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 anyone reckon I should see how long I could string this out without giving my details? tips and tricks if you fancy fucking him about a bit http://www.419eater.com/ the craic is to get him to post you a pic of himself holding a message. I suggest 'N-O are puffs' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 anyone reckon I should see how long I could string this out without giving my details? tips and tricks if you fancy fucking him about a bit http://www.419eater.com/ the craic is to get him to post you a pic of himself holding a message. I suggest 'N-O are puffs' DATE:09Jan-2007 Kindest Attention: Dear Beloved, I know this email will come to you in an odd manner as you have not received any prior communication from me before now.But be that as it may. My name is MR. ANDY MORRIS,I am from PORTUGAL .I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,and right now I have only about a few months to live,according to medical experts.I have not particularly lived my life so well,as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself)but my business.Though I am very rich,I was never generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wantingto have or make all the money in the world.I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me,I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so,I have decided to give alms to charity organizations,as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.So far,I have Distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly,I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan,they refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence,I do not trust them anymore,as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Ten Million United States Dollars($10,000,000,00)that I have with a Finance Vaulting Unit Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. N/B: Kindly note that 35% of this funds must go to the tsunami victims,45% to other Charity Organization and 20% for your effort and time.I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation,as I am using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with you.You should respond to this e-mail{andymorrisw@aim.com}if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf. God be wit you. MR. ANDY MORRIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 Andy Morris.... Portugese? my God it's not even trying now is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2301 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Depending on the current exchange rate, you'd only end up with £1,333,340.00. Not worth the effort imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 seriously does anyone actually fall for this? they should have their breathing privileges revoked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 87 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Tell them you'll leave the money in WH Smith in Durham. lol was there a satisfactory ending to that debacle? did that bloke get a good hiding in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudger 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 seriously does anyone actually fall for this? they should have their breathing privileges revoked Aye they do. There was a report on this on the BBC a little while ago and they had a retired couple who had handed over 45,000 quid to these wankers and had lost the lost unsurprisingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 seriously does anyone actually fall for this? they should have their breathing privileges revoked Aye they do. There was a report on this on the BBC a little while ago and they had a retired couple who had handed over 45,000 quid to these wankers and had lost the lost unsurprisingly Little sympathy with them tbh. Hard to know which is more prevalent in people like that - greed or stupidity. And it's not like it was some intimidating door-to-door salesman did a number on them is it? (No offence Mr Fish ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 I quit that job BECAUSE I didn't want to be that kinda guy. I have morals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I quit that job BECAUSE I didn't want to be that kinda guy. I have morals! Hey, I was joking. The rest I meant though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 sorry woke up on the wrong side today. doesn't bode well for pre-lim interview later on though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2301 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I quit that job BECAUSE I didn't want to be that kinda guy. I have morals! Hey, I was joking. The rest I meant though. The mere word 'intimidating' made it blatantly obvious you weren't referring to Mr Fish given that he's about as intimidating as a box full of kittens tbqf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 I've just shaved my head it's cos I want to be more intimidating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I've just shaved my head it's cos I want to be more intimidating Nowt to do with going bald then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9177 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 nope, not a damned thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I've just shaved my head it's cos I want to be more intimidating Nowt to do with going bald then? Nah the blade was still good after shaving his bollocks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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