Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) Anyone got any good cures, had them for about a week now. One's about the size of a 2 bob bit and their driving me up the wall, tried bonjela and that ambersol shite, the ulcers just laugh at them. Edited January 15, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Stick some salt on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Shoot it with an air rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Pineapple chunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Tried salt, done fuck all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Pineapple chunk I know you like a bit in your mouth but I'm not a fan tbh, strictly hetro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigo 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Tried salt, done fuck all Get a glass of water, pour shit-loads of salt in until the water is cloudy, then give it a stir and gargle with it for as long as you can take it, guarantee it'll be sorted by the morning after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Aye someone told me the salt trick at work one night shift. Did fuck all. And i had the taste of salt in my mouth for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Aye someone told me the salt trick at work one night shift. Did fuck all. And i had the taste of salt in my mouth for the rest of the night. *insert obligatory gay joke here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Aye someone told me the salt trick at work one night shift. Did fuck all. And i had the taste of salt in my mouth for the rest of the night. Are you sure that wasn't man salt you were tasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Old wives tales - rub a piece of raw potato on it or dab it with neat whisky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I go through patches where I get a lot of mouth ulcers, I even had to have some of my back teeth taken out as a kid because they got so bad. The best products I've found are... Medijel. And Adcortyl in orabase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The best products I've found are... Medijel. aye right, ulcers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The best products I've found are... Medijel. aye right, ulcers Aye. http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/100004607.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The dust out the bottom of a packet of salt'n'vinegar Discos. Trust me, I'm a doctor* *not a real doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chip2388 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) Avoid food like crisps and chips any any fried up stuff. Drinking milk also helps ease the pain and reduce the healing time Edited January 15, 2007 by chip2388 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Given that this Wacky Jnr character has a reputation that precedes him, I'd wager these "ulcers" are in actual fact ORAL HERPES? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Adcortyl is a legendary cure. Just stick a load of it on the bastard before going to bed & it'll be half the size in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Adcortyl is a legendary cure. Just stick a load of it on the bastard before going to bed & it'll be half the size in the morning. But be careful how much you use. It's steroid based so you may wake up with huge muscles but a tiny willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 My serious answer is that they are a sign of being run down. Try a few early nights and up your fresh fruit & veg / vitamins intake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The dust out the bottom of a packet of salt'n'vinegar Discos. Trust me, I'm a doctor* *not a real doctor. Sadist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 My serious answer is that they are a sign of being run down. Try a few early nights and up your fresh fruit & veg / vitamins intake. My serious answer is stop being such a fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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