Matty 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 What the fuck causes me to have really green poo this morning!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 What the fuck causes me to have really green poo this morning!? What you ate last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 What the fuck causes me to have really green poo this morning!? Red wine last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You are an alien. Or a zombie. Frankly i'm baffled that you never noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 Well had a fair bit to drink and a pizza on the way home at 3am... Down to that maybe!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Well had a fair bit to drink and a pizza on the way home at 3am... Down to that maybe!? Too much billiverdin? Was the poo actually green of just green stuff in it? Have another one and report back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Shitting on demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16769 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Shitting on demand. Even better than that, put it on ratemypoo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Shitting on demand. Even better than that, put it on ratemypoo.com Worst website of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Green poo? Nice... usually means an upset stomach/bowel in animals, probably the same in humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16769 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Green poo? Nice... usually means an upset stomach/bowel in animals, probably the same in humans. Ewwwwww, sure you werent wearing green glasses this morning or eat a lot of lettuce last night on your pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I remember having a green shite once when I was away with the lads. I put it down to being pissed out of my mind the night before tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I remember having a green shite once when I was away with the lads. I put it down to being pissed out of my mind the night before tbh. Can you define green? What had you been drinking, creme de menthe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34739 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Renton = Toontastic's Gillian McKeith. He'll be asking for a bite of it next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 clearly been botted by the hulk tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "A "green" stool is from rapid transit of feces through the intestines" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Isnt a bairns first dump a green one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "A "green" stool is from rapid transit of feces through the intestines" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces The word faeces is the plural of the Latin word fæx meaning "dregs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I remember having a sit down green as a kid, after a full day on those blue mouth sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Isnt a bairns first dump a green one? The slop that's given to bairns would lead it to flying through the digestive system so it stands to reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I remember having a green shite once when I was away with the lads. I put it down to being pissed out of my mind the night before tbh. Can you define green? What had you been drinking, creme de menthe? The colour you get when you mix blue and yellow. Think of grass! I think I had been drinking something called long vodka's. We were up in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 This could be useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Quality thread, entertaining yet informative... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 Normal size and texture (not that I touched it like) but bright fucking green.... Not the first time it's happened like but still canny spooky when it happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Can be caused by too much iron in your diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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