Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 54. accept that something irrelevant that happened three years ago is inadmissable in a new argument like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 53. accept defeat without punishing you for it later. 54. accept that something irrelevant that happened three years ago is inadmissable in a new argument see 51. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 dont even knw what im answeraeing to tbh but 10 to girls and -4 to boys u disagreee see me at playtime idnot be this forcefull onlu ivebeen playing with a darth helmetthingymajig and they are ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 idnot be this forcefull onlu ivebeen playing with a darth helmetthingymajig and they are ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvellous Marvin Magler 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Where are we, 55? Anyway: Give a proper hand-job. (well, according to my mate Snakey - and he knows everything). Yes, some give a decent enough pull, but, tbh, none of our female friends do it correctly, lbh. Shame really. Though this FACT! shouldn't discourage you goyls from continuing to practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 10, 2007 Author Share Posted February 10, 2007 Where are we, 55? Anyway: Give a proper hand-job. (well, according to my mate Snakey - and he knows everything). Yes, some give a decent enough pull, but, tbh, none of our female friends do it correctly, lbh. Shame really. Though this FACT! shouldn't discourage you goyls from continuing to practice. From the Profanisaurus: squid wank n. The kind of wank received from a lady inexperienced in the provision of wanks. Descriptive of the distinctive motion of the hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. now thats a challenge and I like those !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. You've obviously never seen Radgina's trick with a pool cue then.... she can make it disappear in the blink of an eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. You've obviously never seen Radgina's trick with a pool cue then.... she can make it disappear in the blink of an eye. yup....up your arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. You've obviously never seen Radgina's trick with a pool cue then.... she can make it disappear in the blink of an eye. yup....up your arse Take you a few drinks before those kind of shenanigans happen I'll tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet I take issue with that, going for a shit with the paper and emerging half an hour later is distinctly male trait. Anyway: 56. Ring their boyfriends at appropriate times. Just because you are technically more important than match of the day, you don't have to make us prove it every fucking week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. now thats a challenge and I like those !!!!! I grannied the Captain and best player on our pool team on Thursday. I'm playing brilliantly at the moment, therefore i'm feeling in a generous mood, so i'll help you with some tips: See the big stick? Use the smaller end of it to hit the white ball towards the other balls and try not to rip the table or break a heel or a nail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. now thats a challenge and I like those !!!!! I grannied the Captain and best player on our pool team on Thursday. I'm playing brilliantly at the moment, therefore i'm feeling in a generous mood, so i'll help you with some tips: See the big stick? Use the smaller end of it to hit the white ball towards the other balls and try not to rip the table or break a heel or a nail. I remember trying to teach an ex how to play pool. After patiently teaching her how to correctly strike the cueball, she actually couldn't believe me when I explained you had to hit it into other balls to make them go in the pockets. "But that must be IMPOSSIBLE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just got back from the pub after winning £20 at pool Lies. Girls can't play pool. now thats a challenge and I like those !!!!! I grannied the Captain and best player on our pool team on Thursday. I'm playing brilliantly at the moment, therefore i'm feeling in a generous mood, so i'll help you with some tips: See the big stick? Use the smaller end of it to hit the white ball towards the other balls and try not to rip the table or break a heel or a nail. thank you for the "tips"....don't really need them tho but I will surely pass them on to any strange looking bimbos I see attempting to pick up a pool cue next time I am out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I remember trying to teach an ex how to play pool. After patiently teaching her how to correctly strike the cueball, she actually couldn't believe me when I explained you had to hit it into other balls to make them go in the pockets. "But that must be IMPOSSIBLE!" Girls eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 56. Explain a past event in 5 sentences or less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 57. Get ready to go out in anything under 45 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've never known a girl who could handle her drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've never known a girl who could handle her drink. I have to stick up for our bleeding friends, I know of at least two girls who can match me drink for drink and I can handle a fair bit. of course I know girls who get pissed after a winegum is passed by their nose.. but it's unfair to say that All girls are lightweights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 of course I know girls who get pissed after a winegum is passed by their nose.. but it's unfair to say that All girls are lightweights. I didn't say that all girls are though. I just implied that all the girls I know are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Fairy muff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've never known a girl who could handle her drink. I have to stick up for our bleeding friends, I know of at least two girls who can match me drink for drink and I can handle a fair bit. of course I know girls who get pissed after a winegum is passed by their nose.. but it's unfair to say that All girls are lightweights. you know the wrong girls tbh !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've never known a girl who could handle her drink. I have to stick up for our bleeding friends, I know of at least two girls who can match me drink for drink and I can handle a fair bit. of course I know girls who get pissed after a winegum is passed by their nose.. but it's unfair to say that All girls are lightweights. you know the wrong girls tbh !!! Which, the ones who can handle their drink... or the ones that can't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've never known a girl who could handle her drink. I have to stick up for our bleeding friends, I know of at least two girls who can match me drink for drink and I can handle a fair bit. of course I know girls who get pissed after a winegum is passed by their nose.. but it's unfair to say that All girls are lightweights. you know the wrong girls tbh !!! Which, the ones who can handle their drink... or the ones that can't? why did I know you would be the first to reply the right girls if you are after a cheap night of tottie...the wrong girls if you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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