Gemmill 35373 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Actually, he says major birthday, but I don't care. He's 39. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Or 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18017 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Actually, he says major birthday, but I don't care. He's 39. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Actually, he says major birthday, but I don't care. He's 39. Could be your age for all you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2933 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Actually, he says major birthday, but I don't care. He's 39. Fuck me you don't half come up with some shite scotty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 So Smogger - feeling any brighter yet, or still at the slitting your wrists phase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 So Smogger - feeling any brighter yet, or still at the slitting your wrists phase? He will be if Boyo sent him a copy of that "megamix" he was making.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 So Smogger - feeling any brighter yet, or still at the slitting your wrists phase? The latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 So Smogger - feeling any brighter yet, or still at the slitting your wrists phase? The latter. You need a lads holiday. That is what is needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 I need to get away from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Applied for a summer job in Gooch land today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 So not thinking of ending it all then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Nah, a good slag put life in perspective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 But a bit of filth in here would REALLY cheer me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 But a bit of filth in here would REALLY cheer me up Jimbo....oh Jimbo, Laz....oh Laz....where are you ??? Smog needs your help !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 22, 2007 Author Share Posted February 22, 2007 But a bit of filth in here would REALLY cheer me up Cough cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 But a bit of filth in here would REALLY cheer me up Cough cough here we go cheering up time An American, Australian and Englishman where stranded together on a desert island. After many years together, one day the three men were walking on the beach when they saw an old bottle than had been washed up. Immediatley the American opened the bottle. There was a flash and a loud bang and a Genie appeared. The Genie said" I have been trapped in that bottle for a 1000 years, and as a reward I will give you all one wish" The American straight away said "I want to go back home to New York" With a wave of the Genie's hand, the American disappeared. The Australian said "Please send me back to my home in Sydney" "No Problem", the Genie answered. And the Austrialian disappeared. Suddenly there was a loud crash. Behind the Genie and the Englishman, a giant pink elephant had just fallen out of the sky onto the beach. The elephant picked himself up and looked around. He then looked at the Genie and the Englishman and said apologetically, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Sorry chaps, I appear to be the wrong joke!" you did not think I would be doing filth did you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2933 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 (edited) But a bit of filth in here would REALLY cheer me up Cough cough Can I just point you to the following post in the "five current things about you!" thread to help cheer you up. By the way smog how's the alcoholism coming along? Your avatar, I think. I mean I dunno who she is. Was just a picture in a pdf porno. Outstanding I thought. Looks like Anna Ohura to me though I'm not 100% sure. Everything you ever wanted to know about Anna (nsfw) You can criticise Gemmill for a great many things, but you have to say, he knows his Japanese porn. Edited February 23, 2007 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 The alcoholism is going superbly thanks. Out again tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 How you feeling now daft lad? I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 How you feeling now daft lad? I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. Pulled last night Life is fun. Wigan was shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 How you feeling now daft lad? I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. Pulled last night Life is fun. Wigan was shit. glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 How you feeling now daft lad? I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. Pulled last night Life is fun. Wigan was shit. glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things I'm still hurting to you know. Nar I'm not, I'm lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 How you feeling now daft lad? I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. Pulled last night Life is fun. Wigan was shit. glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things over/under Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 How you feeling now daft lad? I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. Pulled last night Life is fun. Wigan was shit. glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things over/under ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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