jimburst 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 wrote a verse to a song last night on the bog! i was quite proud...i had juts written the riff...put words to it while pushing one through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 wrote a verse to a song last night on the bog! i was quite proud...i had juts written the riff...put words to it while pushing one through. let's hear the verse then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 wrote a verse to a song last night on the bog! i was quite proud...i had juts written the riff...put words to it while pushing one through. let's hear the verse then no way! it was just something so i could teach myself to sing and play at the same time...I wrote three, but only one of them was on the toilet. anyway, the answer is no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 sitting on the loo having a big poo bit fell on my shoe what am I to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 sitting on the loo having a big poo bit fell on my shoe what am I to do Wash it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 sitting on the loo having a big poo bit fell on my shoe what am I to do Wash it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 sitting on the loo having a big poo bit fell on my shoe what am I to do Wash it? what, the poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 sitting on the loo having a big poo bit fell on my shoe what am I to do Wash it? what, the poo? The shoe Or throw it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I still want to hear Jimbursts verse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat, twat, twat. yeah, i know its quite unorthodox rhyming twat WITH twat, but...you know, its hard to be original nowadays, especially on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat, twat, twat. yeah, i know its quite unorthodox rhyming twat WITH twat, but...you know, its hard to be original nowadays, especially on the toilet. preferred Fishes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34460 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Squat, drop, wipe, wash hands and you're away. Squat? Do you not have a seat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I'm a toilet reader. Some car magazines, old copies of Q, "Does anything eat wasps?" and "The QI book of general ignorance" in there. The sort of thing you can dip in and out of. The Da Vinci Code was good toilet reading as the chapters were just the right lenght for a nice poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 The latest copy of Viz lives in my bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. That's just wrong. I take my phone, laptop and a sandwich. Its my new office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. That's just wrong. I take my phone, laptop and a sandwich. Its my new office. Yers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 There's only a layer of tissue paper (hardly the most secure and impermeable of substance) between your fingers and your excrement. Plus your fingers are perilously close to your nipsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I use about five layers at once though... arrr aye, I'm a scruff like, but it's good craic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 There's only a layer of tissue paper (hardly the most secure and impermeable of substance) between your fingers and your excrement. Plus your fingers are perilously close to your nipsy. Nipsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants? The words of a night-before showerer I'll wager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 (edited) Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants? What were you saying about treating young lads with anal abcesses catmag? Edited March 5, 2007 by Lazarus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants? The words of a night-before showerer I'll wager. I shower every morning. I do wash my hands really, I just don't see the point, as I use so much toilet roll anyway, I dont even come close to touching my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants? What were you saying about treating young lads with anal abcesses catmag? Thank fuck I'm off this week.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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