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Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up

to

the counter.

 

The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

 

"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was

Italian"? demanded the Irishman indignantly.

 

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

 

Then, warming to his theme, he went on: "Or if I asked you for a Kosher

hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

 

Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

 

Would Ya?

 

Would Ya?"

 

The assistant said: "Well no".

 

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it

up a

gear.

 

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French"?

 

"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

 

"Well no, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

 

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well,

all

right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for

Irish

sausages?"

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The assistant replied: "Because you're in Homebase"

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