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I regularly lick mine off the wifes boobs anyway.

 

What the fuck.

 

It's only polite I put it there.

once it's out of my body I don't even want to see it again, let alone gargle with the fucking stuff. I appreciate the lady being good enough to accept it and wouldn't presume to take it for granted, but the Hell I want it back :lol:

 

It'd be like pissing into a glass and swiling that stuff down with my bowl of Bran flakes of a morning!

 

You're a wrong'un KCG and no mistake.

God help you if a gorgeous girl ever wanted you and another male to dp her fish.

You'd be worried the moment your balls touched you'd turn faster than meenzer at a eurovision dance off.

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God help you if a gorgeous girl ever wanted you and another male to dp her fish.

You'd be worried the moment your balls touched you'd turn faster than meenzer at a eurovision dance off.

I can tell you right here and now that I don't want a threesome with another bloke in the same building :lol:

 

not homophobia or a fragile ego, put simply I don't like the idea of it, in the same way as I don't get turned on by the idea of a fat chinese woman standing on my cobblers with steel toe capped bovva boots.

 

If you want to get your rocks off with some sweaty fella gee-ing you on, then all power to ya. But I like my sex like I like my basketball... one on one and with as little rimming as possible*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Thankyou Naked Gun 33 1/3rd :nufc:

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I regularly lick mine off the wifes boobs anyway.

 

What the fuck.

 

It's only polite I put it there.

:nufc: Mr Gloves, you sexy fooker :lol:

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I regularly lick mine off the wifes boobs anyway.

 

What the fuck.

 

It's only polite I put it there.

:nufc: Mr Gloves, you sexy fooker :lol:

 

Got to spice things up once in a while. Bet most lads would turn down a no male orgasm allowed sex night. You should see what happens the night after when you are allowed one.

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I regularly lick mine off the wifes boobs anyway.

 

What the fuck.

 

It's only polite I put it there.

:nufc: Mr Gloves, you sexy fooker :lol:

 

Got to spice things up once in a while. Bet most lads would turn down a no male orgasm allowed sex night. You should see what happens the night after when you are allowed one.

 

Probably blow her fucking brains out and end up on a manslaughter charge knowing my luck :lol:

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I regularly lick mine off the wifes boobs anyway.

 

What the fuck.

 

It's only polite I put it there.

:nufc: Mr Gloves, you sexy fooker :lol:

 

Got to spice things up once in a while. Bet most lads would turn down a no male orgasm allowed sex night. You should see what happens the night after when you are allowed one.

 

Probably blow her fucking brains out and end up on a manslaughter charge knowing my luck :lol:

 

There is nothing like one that starts in the toes and you can feel in your eybrows.

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Don't know about starting in the toes but she'd definitely be feeling something in her eyebrows and it would probably be my hot wallpaper paste.

 

If i go two days their like two black bags full of egg white.

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God help you if a gorgeous girl ever wanted you and another male to dp her fish.

You'd be worried the moment your balls touched you'd turn faster than meenzer at a eurovision dance off.

I can tell you right here and now that I don't want a threesome with another bloke in the same building ;)

 

not homophobia or a fragile ego, put simply I don't like the idea of it, in the same way as I don't get turned on by the idea of a fat chinese woman standing on my cobblers with steel toe capped bovva boots.

 

If you want to get your rocks off with some sweaty fella gee-ing you on, then all power to ya. But I like my sex like I like my basketball... one on one and with as little rimming as possible*

 

*Thankyou Naked Gun 33 1/3rd :(

Aye, I have to say, I'd turn down sammy's scenario as well. :blush:

Fucking right.

So NOT wanting to rub ballsacks with another man makes you MORE gay?

 

Okay then. :razz:

Fucking conservatives, no wonder Blair resigned!

Luke you big girl, it's not about wanting to rub sacks, it's about not being bothered because your already in the goo or the poo of some gorgeous woman.

Bet you lot have trouble using public urinals anarl. And god help the world if you need a shower and all that's available is a public baths. :D

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Aye she's bound to be gorgeous demanding a cock in either hole like. Pretty much nailed on. ;) You live in a fantasy world anyway, what woman in her right mind would want a chubby ginger bearded aussie bloke doing that to her? :razz:

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Aye she's bound to be gorgeous demanding a cock in either hole like. Pretty much nailed on. ;) You live in a fantasy world anyway, what woman in her right mind would want a chubby ginger bearded aussie bloke doing that to her? :(

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If you don't die a virgin scot it is one of the wonders of the world :razz:

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I don't even like seeing it in porn tbh. Although the lasses face can be a 'picture' at times.

once it's properly "framed" you mean?

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I don't even like seeing it in porn tbh. Although the lasses face can be a 'picture' at times.

once it's properly "framed" you mean?

Yes ;) Mind, I'm convinced porn is really bad for the soul.

And for some reason it sends you potty on billy. Strange that a drug that makes you go nuts for porn seems intent on turning your willy into a button mushroom. There's a moral in there somewhere :razz:

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