Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 On my lunch so I'm on the net and can't get away with my day long net usage of old since I got collared and I only need a shit right in the middle of it! To shit or not to shit? I'm at the stomach pain stage at the mo where it goes away for 30 seconds then comes back with avengence. Next stage if history has taught me anything is "touching cloth" - a decidedly risky situation at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Always a huge dilema this like - do i shit on work time? or my own time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Almost at the Geordie Fish (i.e. Turtle's head) stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17182 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 SIFT always! Shit In Firms Time Never book a Monday off after a heavy weekend too, then you: RIFT Recover In Firms Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 (edited) I'm sifting then decided, taking the paper with me too should take up at least half an hour once I've read about Danielle Lloyd got mugged by a gang. At least she's still happy enough to get her kit off. Edited May 14, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18179 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Hold on, this quandry is basically shall I shit my pants or not? That's some quandry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Lunchtime is over, let the shitting commence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9287 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. ahhh what a beautiful relationship, I swear it's like the romantic clssics "(I say I'll do what she asks but then I'll just lie and hope she doesn't find out" brings a tear to the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. I don't have to run my purchases past my lass. Don't have to lie to her either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. I don't have to run my purchases past my lass. Don't have to lie to her either. *ahem* Season ticket *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18179 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. I don't have to run my purchases past my lass. Don't have to lie to her either. *ahem* Season ticket *cough* Are you Alex's lass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. I don't have to run my purchases past my lass. Don't have to lie to her either. *ahem* Season ticket *cough* She knows about that. Are you thinking of someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18179 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. I don't have to run my purchases past my lass. Don't have to lie to her either. *ahem* Season ticket *cough* She knows about that. Are you thinking of someone else? S-O I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 How the fuck does he get away with that btw? He just so happens to be out the house every time there's a home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What you need is a deluxe office commode !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 How the fuck does he get away with that btw? He just so happens to be out the house every time there's a home game. Take a look in the tickets offered thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Give your lass a call and ask her what you can do Aye aye, at least i'm honest, probably half the people on here are in the same boat but not willing to admit it. Fact is i'm far from under the thumb, I simply comromise and keep things from her. I don't have to run my purchases past my lass. Don't have to lie to her either. *ahem* Season ticket *cough* She knows about that. Are you thinking of someone else? aye thats the one. S-O I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A quandry only a guy can have, whilst us lasses nip the cheeks and take it home with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A quandry only a guy can have, whilst us lasses nip the cheeks and take it home with us oh no we don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A quandry only a guy can have, whilst us lasses nip the cheeks and take it home with us oh no we don't Doff me hat to ya Ragi, I just couldnt do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A quandry only a guy can have, whilst us lasses nip the cheeks and take it home with us oh no we don't Doff me hat to ya Ragi, I just couldnt do it when a girls gotta go...a girls gotta go....I thang you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Toplass does shit herself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Toplass does shit herself though. That would not surprise me in the slightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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