Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Started at 2am on Wednesday morning. The spewing and shitting seems to have stopped but I still feel like a lump of shit, all aches and pains resulting from the two hour session of 'heavy duty reaching, nowt coming up' scenario after bringing up what seemed like enough to feed a third world country for months. Managed a bowl of ready brek last night and it's stayed down but every time I cough I start reaching. Chicken and Mushroom curry done the damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 You should ok by tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 For half an hour last night I had cold sweats, dizziness, runny nose and was shitting like a triceratops on a liquid diet. Then as quick as it came on it went off. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 For half an hour last night I had cold sweats, dizziness, runny nose and was shitting like a triceratops on a liquid diet. Then as quick as it came on it went off. Weird. Was talking to my mate last night and he reckons his nose had started bleeding out of the blue as well, like yours did, he put it down to hayfever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 IT'S THE MIXYMATOSIS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 The shitting and nausea usually only last a couple of days, but I've had it before where my appetite didn't come back for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Not as long as it's going to take for smo's herpes to clear up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Could be bad AIDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 A what? A chicken and mushroom curry? wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Just got some reggae reggae sauce and thought of you Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 "Him belly full, but he hungry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 A what? A chicken and mushroom curry? wtf? We aye! Whats fucking wrang with that ya huckle? Used to be my favourite dish from the chinese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 For half an hour last night I had cold sweats, dizziness, runny nose and was shitting like a triceratops on a liquid diet. Then as quick as it came on it went off. Weird. Fuck me, so did I, it lasted for longer than that though, went for a dump about 8ish and that was it, squirts followed by sweats, aching joints and running nose (and yes a nose bleed which I never get). Same this morning until about 12ish when I started to feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 My cousin who's a las has just texted wor lass to say she's been bad with the same symptoms as me. She reckons a few at her work have been off and it's gastroenteritis????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 My cousin who's a las has just texted wor lass to say she's been bad with the same symptoms as me. She reckons a few at her work have been off and it's gastroenteritis????? Aye, that's what I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Arse like a Japanese flag again Wacky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 Just noticed tonight when I got out the bath I've got a bruise about 4"s long just under my belly button. Must have strained something when shouting for Huey the other night. Fucking ill I've been, of course my gaffas reaction was that I was taking the piss being off, thats the fourth day this year with my previous being when i had 'proper' flu, not a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Just noticed tonight when I got out the bath I've got a bruise about 4"s long just under my belly button. Must have strained something when shouting for Huey the other night. Fucking ill I've been, of course my gaffas reaction was that I was taking the piss being off, thats the fourth day this year with my previous being when i had 'proper' flu, not a cold. Your gaffa as in your best friend? Worse than DWP sickness targets tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 Just noticed tonight when I got out the bath I've got a bruise about 4"s long just under my belly button. Must have strained something when shouting for Huey the other night. Fucking ill I've been, of course my gaffas reaction was that I was taking the piss being off, thats the fourth day this year with my previous being when i had 'proper' flu, not a cold. Your gaffa as in your best friend? Worse than DWP sickness targets tbh. Told him I wouldn't bother coming back as I'm not to fussed anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 For half an hour last night I had cold sweats, dizziness, runny nose and was shitting like a triceratops on a liquid diet. Then as quick as it came on it went off. Weird. Fuck me, so did I, it lasted for longer than that though, went for a dump about 8ish and that was it, squirts followed by sweats, aching joints and running nose (and yes a nose bleed which I never get). Same this morning until about 12ish when I started to feel better. Ever seen The Happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 My cousin who's a las has just texted wor lass to say she's been bad with the same symptoms as me. She reckons a few at her work have been off and it's gastroenteritis????? Aye, that's what I had. Ever seen The Happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 There's loads of these symptoms flying around. I've just necked some Imodium. I've never puked in about 10 years but last night I was puking and shiting and nose was running big time. Started at 3 a.m. ending at about 5.30 a.m. My guts are aching right now and head is telling me to get a chinese but stomach saying no thanks. Arse feels like it's been packed with barbed-wire. I've slept for hours today as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 God I thought you northern boys were supposed to be made of sterner stuff. A few bugs flying about and you would have thought the black death just hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 I got it in Thailand, and no word of a lie I had at least 40 shits on the way home, maybe more. They should have just put me plane seatbelt on the bog. Lasted for two weeks and I lost 2 stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 God I thought you northern boys were supposed to be made of sterner stuff. A few bugs flying about and you would have thought the black death just hit. Howay man, at least fire something better out than that if you're going to try and be a WUM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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