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TRANSFER RUMOURS

 

Tottenham's bid for Andrei Arshavin has stalled as Russian side Zenit St Petersburg want £24m, not the £16m Spurs are offering. (The Sun)

 

Meanwhile, Spurs have pulled out of a move for Real Zaragoza's Argentine striker Diego Milito. (The Times)

 

 

Chelsea are preparing a £25m swoop for Werder Bremen's Brazilian midfielder Diego. (Daily Star, Daily Express)

 

Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill wants to take Manchester United's French defender Mikael Silvestre on a year's loan. (Daily Mail)

 

Arsenal are closing in on a £10m deal for Udinese's Swiss midfielder Gohkan Inler. (Daily Star)

 

Cristiano Ronaldo will tell Sir Alex Ferguson in person next week that he wants to join Real Madrid. (Various)

 

Everton boss David Moyes wants to get rid of left-back Leighton Baines just a year after signing him for £6m. Moyes wants to trade him for Blackburn's Stephen Warnock. (The Sun)

 

Derby goalkeeper Stephen Bywater is on the brink of joining Spurs. (Daily Star)

 

Bolton have rejected a £1.75m bid for defender Abdoulaye Meite. (Daily Mail)

 

Barcelona president Joan Laporta has dismissed rumours linking the Catalan club with a move for Juventus' French hitman David Trezeguet. (Independent)

 

Blackburn boss Paul Ince reckons the signing of Chilean midfielder Carlos Villaneuva, 22, will help fans forget about the sale of David Bentley to Tottenham. (Various)

 

Everton have enquired about the availability of Club America goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa, according to the player's agent. (The Times)

 

Real Madrid are set to offer forward Robinho a £16m tax-free five-year deal which he will sign, disappointing admirers Chelsea. (Daily Star)

 

Portsmouth flop David Nugent is a £5m target for ambitious Ipswich (Various)

 

Gareth Barry believes his protracted £19m move from Aston Villa to Liverpool will be finalised over the weekend once Villa accept a restructured offer. (Daily Mail)

 

Portsmouth hope to conclude a deal for Tottenham centre-back Younes Kaboul in the next few days. (The Times)

 

Andy Johnson's £12m move from Everton to Fulham has hit a snag after problems with the England striker's medical. (Daily Star)

 

West Ham are close to signing Shakhtar Donetsk goalkeeper Jan Lastuvka. (The Sun)

 

Wolves have taken former Manchester City left-back Ben Thatcher on trial. (Daily Mail)

 

Bolton have rejected an ambitious £1.5m offer for striker Kevin Davies from Hull, who are also in talks with Ivan Campo. (Various)

 

Jimmy Bullard has dashed Wigan's hopes fo re-signing him by saying he is happy at Fulham. (The Sun)

 

Rangers boss Walter Smith is set to sign Cardiff's Dutch defender Glenn Loovens in a £2m deal. (Daily Mirror)

 

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OTHER GOSSIP

 

Furious organisers of Feyenoord's Jubilee Tournament have blasted Celtic after manager Gordon Strachan and one of his players failed to show at a press conference they were contractually obliged to attend. (Various)

Joey Barton could be hit with a 15-match ban by the Football Association after he was charged with violent conduct for his training ground attack on Ousmane Dabo last year. (Various)

Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp will not be moving to Russia to become the new boss of CSKA Moscow, according to the Fratton Park club. (Daily Telegraph)

 

AC Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti has confirmed that the Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko will not return to the San Siro. (Independent)

 

Jens Lehmann has warned Emmanuel Adebayor he would be making a huge mistake if he left Arsenal this summer. (Various)

 

Chelsea boss Luiz Felipe Scolari insists owner Roman Abramovich has not ordered him to make the Blues play sexy football. (The Sun)

 

Aston Villa defender Curtis Davies will stun doctors by being fit for the new season after an Achilles operation in March. (The Sun)

 

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AND FINALLY

 

New Spurs signing David Bentley says he wants to entertain the White Hart Lane faithful just like Paul Gascoigne used to. (Various)

 

Sunderland new boy El Hadji Diouf reckons he is just like his new gaffer: "Everybody knows Roy Keane as a temperamental man and they know me like that as well," said the Senegalese. (Daily Mail)

 

Crystal Palace are lining up a shock move for striker Jerson Dos Santos, who has just quit Sutton United after scoring 30 goals in his first season. He started playing football two years ago - there's hope for all of us. (Daily Star)

 

The F.A can't just pull out a 15 Match ban this late. That's ridiculous. :icon_lol:

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I reckon that's bullshit like but it would be absolutely outrageous. I don't see how it's much worse than what John Hartson done to Berkavic that time. Hartson admitted to that to and it was, iirc, all dealt with 'in-house'. He certainly got nothing like a 15 game ban.

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

 

Were you there like? :icon_lol:

 

If takes two to fight more often than not.

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

 

Law ain't your strong point is it? Come to think about it you don't really appear to have any strong points.

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

I'm not sure tbh but I think Distin was the only witness who gave a statement and he refused to turn up in any case.

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

 

Were you there like? :blink:

 

If takes two to fight more often than not.

 

 

Tom, calm down. Stop defeding Barton just cause Danny gets on your nerves. :icon_lol:

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I know it doesnt take much but I am confused. How could it be self defence if he kept bashing the guy whilst he was on the ground?

 

He had to be guilty didnt he?

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

 

Law ain't your strong point is it? Come to think about it you don't really appear to have any strong points.

 

No it isnt. I am more numerically minded, please explain.

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I know it doesnt take much but I am confused. How could it be self defence if he kept bashing the guy whilst he was on the ground?

 

He had to be guilty didnt he?

I think he chinned him, obviously. But their are factors like provocation etc. taken into consideration. A story emerged after the event that Dabo threw the first punch. I don't have any idea how accurate that was though.

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Either way who's getting punished by the ban?

 

The player on £60k a week or the club desperately looking for cover for an F.A charge that's 15 months late.

 

It will be challenged and shortened by either way why should we suffer?

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I know it doesnt take much but I am confused. How could it be self defence if he kept bashing the guy whilst he was on the ground?

 

He had to be guilty didnt he?

 

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

 

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Either way who's getting punished by the ban?

 

The player on £60k a week or the club desperately looking for cover for an F.A charge that's 15 months late.

 

It will be challenged and shortened by either way why should we suffer?

 

I totally agree. I personally think he has served his sentence and that should be that. What is the point of the FA punishing him as well?

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They reckon its on a par if not worse than the cantona / Rio offences.

 

He is looking at some serious splinters.

The difference being it was settled in the courts though. That's why I find it unnecessarily harsh. If it's true, that is. The daft thing is, I'm not convinced he'd have been found guilty anyway.

 

Eh? He battered a guy infront of about 30 people, how would he have not been found guilty?

 

Law ain't your strong point is it? Come to think about it you don't really appear to have any strong points.

 

No it isnt. I am more numerically minded, please explain.

 

Read alex's post below yours.

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Either way who's getting punished by the ban?

 

The player on £60k a week or the club desperately looking for cover for an F.A charge that's 15 months late.

 

It will be challenged and shortened by either way why should we suffer?

 

I totally agree. I personally think he has served his sentence and that should be that. What is the point of the FA punishing him as well?

No he hasn't. It was suspended.

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I'm not defending him (no pun intended) btw. I just think there's a chance he would have got off but they all saved a lot of time by Barton pleading guilty because the judge had indicated there would be no custodial sentence. I'm by no means an expert but I know that assault can be difficult to prove, especially without corroborating evidence.

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Either way who's getting punished by the ban?

 

The player on £60k a week or the club desperately looking for cover for an F.A charge that's 15 months late.

 

It will be challenged and shortened by either way why should we suffer?

 

I totally agree. I personally think he has served his sentence and that should be that. What is the point of the FA punishing him as well?

No he hasn't. It was suspended.

 

I thought that was almost jargon for ''Get Away With It'' :icon_lol:

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Either way who's getting punished by the ban?

 

The player on £60k a week or the club desperately looking for cover for an F.A charge that's 15 months late.

 

It will be challenged and shortened by either way why should we suffer?

 

I totally agree. I personally think he has served his sentence and that should be that. What is the point of the FA punishing him as well?

No he hasn't. It was suspended.

 

His suspended sentence was the punishment, it was only suspended in light of the time he had done already.

 

Either way this FA charge on top looks a bit petty and weak willed.

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