Deano 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Newcastle United finish 11th at the end of the season. Mike Ashley sits down with NUSC and speaks with the fans, listens to our views, states he has made mistakes, and next season will be an improvement Ten-fold. Bassong will get NUFC player of the season, Enrique will continue to improve, Duff will finish the season having the best one in a black and white shirt. A combination of Martins and Owen/Lovenkrands will strike up a good partnership and fire in the goals that keeps us safe. Gutierrez will score his 1st goal for the club before the end of the season, as too will Nolan and R.Taylor. Once the season has finished we will see Wise and JFK leave the club. The ONE and ONLY Alan Shearer will take the reigns. Geremi, Cacapa, Barton and Viduka will leave. Owen will be persauded to sign a 2 year contract with a "Non european qualification" release clause. We will bring in CB, LW, ST......ALL as backups to there 1st team equivelents. If Kadar and Tozer can make the step up then maybe LB wont be needed as we will have R.Taylor there and Enrique in reserve. An experienced CB is a must to work with Taylor and Edgar and aid the rapid growth of Bassong and maybe help Colo settle. LW and essential to rotate with Duff (Joe Ledley maybe?) And a striker, should Owen stay then him and Oba will the the main pairing, with Strola,Lovenkrands, Carroll and Smith in reserve. Carroll looking impressive is worthing of a squad place, smith for his versatility and shola who i'd like to see leave but i doubt it. We'll Start the season with... ---Harper--- Beye---Coloccini---Bassong---R.Taylor Jonas---Johnson*---Nolan---Duff Martins---Owen Subs: Krul, Enrique, CB, LW, Guthrie, ST, Lovenkrands Waiting in the wings: Kadar, Tozer, LuaLua, Ranger 6th Place finish next season.... This is a DREAM But dreams can come true, if you really want them too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCMag 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Mike Ashley sits down with NUSC and speaks with the fans, listens to our views hope not. they're all clueless cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Mike Ashley sits down with NUSC and speaks with the fans, listens to our views hope not. they're all clueless cunts. Says Steven Hawking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Mike Ashley sits down with NUSC and speaks with the fans, listens to our views hope not. they're all clueless cunts. Quite harsh. What happens to Barton? Back in the slammer, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6098 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I think your title should read 'pessimists be aware' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neville Neville Neville 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I think your title should read 'pessimists be aware' actually, its incredibly depressing that the delerious dreams of a relentless optimist still have 3 of the current midfield starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Street parties if we finish sixth like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 This is a DREAM But dreams can come true, if you really want them too! Geordie Lad, Toontastics very own Captain Sensible... "Happy talkin', talkin Happy talk Talk about things you'd like to do You've got to have a dream If you don't have a dream How you gonna have a dream come true" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 FFS! Geordie lad, when you go see Santa before Christmas this year can you tell him I'd like a new bike as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 This is a DREAM But dreams can come true, if you really want them too! Geordie Lad, Toontastics very own Captain Sensible... "Happy talkin', talkin Happy talk Talk about things you'd like to do You've got to have a dream If you don't have a dream How you gonna have a dream come true" At least Captain Sensible understood the irony of what he sung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 It's underwhelming stuff tbh. Why the faith in Johnson btw? Is he actually any good, even assuming City could be persuaded to sell? Doesn't he have recurrent injury problems anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14145 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 At last, a bit of pace up front. Could be our saviour. Handy with a cross too. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 At last, a bit of pace up front. Could be our saviour. Handy with a cross too. Etc. He gets nailed on crosses tbh. Good reputation for saves though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I had a dream not too long ago that I was riding in a car with a couple of my high school friends and we saw a 10-year-old boy attempting to shit on some old lady's house. I demanded my friend pull the car over, at which point I exited said vehicle. I told the boy I didn't think much of him trying to shit on this nice old lady's house. He smarted off to me. I pushed him down to the ground and happened to notice a fast-food style container of salad dressing (in the pouch like, dunno if you have them over there) which I quickly tore open and poured all over him. He ran away crying and the old lady thanked me. I've read that Chantix causes strange dreams as a side effect. I can vouch for it with the above story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 This is a DREAM But dreams can come true, if you really want them too! Geordie Lad, Toontastics very own Captain Sensible... "Happy talkin', talkin Happy talk Talk about things you'd like to do You've got to have a dream If you don't have a dream How you gonna have a dream come true" Gabrielle Shirley ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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