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Just booked 5 days in Caesars Palace next April for my Stag do. We are in the cheapest rooms and reading up online they seem to be a bit grotty (meant to be 5 star!!!) but apparently if you hoy a decent tip in they upgrade you to a nicer room. Has anyone tried this?

 

Any advice on where to go?

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Went there last year with Mrs Hips. Fantastic. Love the place. Stayed at Bellagio first, then MGM Grand when we went back.

 

However, what me and wor lass did whilst there bears no resemblence to what you and your mates will want to do. Apart, maybe, from a helicopter ride to Grand Canyon (with champagne lunch in the Canyon) which was just burilliant.

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Its all about the green stuff, if you've got it, they'll sense it and upgrade you anyway.

 

Or they'll have heard of Blyth when they check your passports and your room will have the bulk of your hotels air conditioning running through it.

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Caesars is quite good - a bit dated in the attractions line but the overall standard is reasonable - you're not going to spend a lot of time in your room anyway - just don't try and smuggle in professional ladies from outside - they have plenty available at set rates

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Just booked 5 days in Caesars Palace next April for my Stag do. We are in the cheapest rooms and reading up online they seem to be a bit grotty (meant to be 5 star!!!) but apparently if you hoy a decent tip in they upgrade you to a nicer room. Has anyone tried this?

 

Any advice on where to go?

 

There's an indoor walkway that links all the casinos that's all you need to know.

 

If you're playing roulette always put a couple of chips on red or black.

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Aye been a canny few times. Stayed a canny few places but not Caesars. Caesars was always a decent one to have a bit wander round though. I'm sure your rooms will be fine - even the cheap rooms on the strip tend to be ok.

 

In terms of what to do, go to the Bunny Ranch. :lol:

 

Helicopter down the strip at night is probably decent although I've never done it. I'm assuming you're mostly gonna be on the piss though, so I guess all the tarty nightclubs will be a good bet? Steak house called 9ine (think that's how they spell it) is meant to be decent too.

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Aye been a canny few times. Stayed a canny few places but not Caesars. Caesars was always a decent one to have a bit wander round though. I'm sure your rooms will be fine - even the cheap rooms on the strip tend to be ok.

 

In terms of what to do, go to the Bunny Ranch. :lol:

 

Helicopter down the strip at night is probably decent although I've never done it. I'm assuming you're mostly gonna be on the piss though, so I guess all the tarty nightclubs will be a good bet? Steak house called 9ine (think that's how they spell it) is meant to be decent too.

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bring a TON 'O' CASH, vegas is excellent but fucking expensive...unless you are gambling and winning, booze is generally "free" if you are gambling (minor tipping required to get the waitress back before you are done your drink), and the money you lose offsets the "free" aspect.

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Take a suitcase with next to nowt in it, and buy a load of gear at the outlet stores.

 

Go to the top of Stratosphere and get on the 'rides' on the roof. If you have the balls to do it, you're a better man than I!!

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Aye been a canny few times. Stayed a canny few places but not Caesars. Caesars was always a decent one to have a bit wander round though. I'm sure your rooms will be fine - even the cheap rooms on the strip tend to be ok.

 

In terms of what to do, go to the Bunny Ranch. :lol:

 

Helicopter down the strip at night is probably decent although I've never done it. I'm assuming you're mostly gonna be on the piss though, so I guess all the tarty nightclubs will be a good bet? Steak house called 9ine (think that's how they spell it) is meant to be decent too.

 

Don't take the helicopter into the desert.

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Cheers, all sounds good. Theres 6 of us, we are going to hire a 4x4 for the day to drive to the grand canyon, lot cheaper than 6 helicopter rides. Me fatha is coming with his mate so probably be avoiding the whore houses :lol:

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Cheers, all sounds good. Theres 6 of us, we are going to hire a 4x4 for the day to drive to the grand canyon, lot cheaper than 6 helicopter rides. Me fatha is coming with his mate so probably be avoiding the whore houses :lol:

 

Not really much point in going then.

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if you kill the hooker, stay calm, it happens more often than you'd think. She'll have no family, it'll be handled.

 

It'll be like it never happened.

 

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EVERYONE expects a tip - and 15% not 10%

 

Just claim you're Canadian - the Yanks can't tell the difference and the Canucks have a well deserved reputation as tight wads

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EVERYONE expects a tip - and 15% not 10%

 

Just claim you're Canadian - the Yanks can't tell the difference and the Canucks have a well deserved reputation as tight wads

 

 

????? o rly? by who?

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Avoid Dicks last resort in Excalibur. The staff are supposed to be witty etc. Just reminded me why I hated Americans. Anybody else who went think MGM was really dissapointing?

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Avoid Dicks last resort in Excalibur. The staff are supposed to be witty etc. Just reminded me why I hated Americans. Anybody else who went think MGM was really dissapointing?

 

It's pretty dated. There's much better places to stay these days.

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