Tom 13883 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You have blatantly googled ''Cow Jokes'' or you're a farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You have blatantly googled ''Cow Jokes'' or you're a farmer. He may have been on the Red Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You don't have faith that I've come up with these myself? Dairy me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) You don't have faith that I've come up with these myself? Dairy me! You're fucking milking it now like. Btw, what exactly did people think was going to happen to them anyway? Aye, I cannit see what the beef is with this either. Edited June 16, 2009 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Probably time to put these jokes to fresh pasture and tell some udder ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Probably time to put these jokes to fresh pasture and tell some udder ones... Don't have a cow man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I heard this story on the bovine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) RIP. At last, a sensible response. All this flippancy around such a mooving tragedy. Edit: Seems it's been done. I must have spongiform encephalopathy. Edited June 16, 2009 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I heard this story on the bovine. Winner by far!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well this just means he wont need a cowculator to count them anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 A few less manure fans out there anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 imagine how moo-dy the other cows will be for the next few days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 707 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Come on lads, enough with these awful jokes. There's a lot at steak here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 to be fair I've herd this cud be dangerous for other cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 You and your cow jokes. What about the calves? WILL NO-ONE THINK OF THE CALVES? Something to ruminate on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Can't we heifer rest? Veal be here weeks with the puns. I don't have the stomach 4 it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 We still going? I thought this would have been Dung and dusted by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I hate these joke threads, I honestly don't know why we bovril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Don't get bullish, I was only oxen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Probably time to put these jokes to fresh pasture and tell some udder ones... Don't have a cow man. Cowabunga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why hasn't Meenzer joined in? You know it's Freemartin? (...he is called Martin isn't he?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 We still going? I thought this would have been Dung and dusted by now. There's rumen here for plenty more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why hasn't Meenzer joined in? You know it's Freemartin? (...he is called Martin isn't he?) I contemplated it but decided I didn't want to brisket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 seeing as every other fucker's getting on the gravy train, I'll add some offal spam to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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