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Allah Akbar ! God is great ! We here at The Sons of the Prophet Keegan , say death to the infidel ( Ashley) , continue the Intifada (against the forces of Satan - otherwise known as Llambias )and welcome back The Prophet Keegan (Peace be upon him )may he issue a Fatwa against all Satanic forces ( The Press , Kinnear, Shola) and lead his people back to the Promised land. : )

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Allah Akbar ! God is great ! We here at The Sons of the Prophet Keegan , say death to the infidel ( Ashley) , continue the Intifada (against the forces of Satan - otherwise known as Llambias )and welcome back The Prophet Keegan (Peace be upon him )may he issue a Fatwa against all Satanic forces ( The Press , Kinnear, Shola) and lead his people back to the Promised land. : )

 

Let's hope this isn't read by an over-zealous FBI department.

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The fuckers are as reliable as a stopped clock.

 

even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.

 

 

Exactly.

 

A stopped clock is right 0.002% of the time.

 

 

About the same as a tabloid journalist.

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I hope the new goalie kits you have are not green. Otherwise the Iranian owner will set all the stewards on Krul and anyone else with the kit on and kick the shit out of them.

 

 

They'll have to do something about the grass as well. Maybe they'll just bring a load of sand in from Whitley Bay.....

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