Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 interview tomorrow! help any tips or summit like at i need a jab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 What kind of jab? Heroin? Swine flu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Oh ok. Whats the interview for? I can tell you some stuff that made me bin applicants right away (also why I will NEVER agree for the job centre to send me people) Dont chew gum Dont arrive in a shell suit Dont swear Dont say "dont know" to any question Dont use slang Dont fiddle Dont be cocky / overconfident Dont be too underconfident Dont keep looking at her tits if its a lass Do be punctual Do show some prior knowledge about the company Do ask questions about the role (but not what time is lunch and can I look at he net on a pc?) Do be polite Do use eye contact but not too long so they think you are on gear Do dress appropriate to the environment Oh, and if its for BT, then reverse all of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 Thanks Well im only 16 so its for a supermarket, nothing special but its a jab none the less. I was told to bring CV and proof of GCSEs so im just packing the envelope full of old certificates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger 0 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Thanks Well im only 16 so its for a supermarket, nothing special but its a jab none the less. I was told to bring CV and proof of GCSEs so im just packing the envelope full of old certificates They can't be that old if you're only 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Thanks Well im only 16 so its for a supermarket, nothing special but its a jab none the less. I was told to bring CV and proof of GCSEs so im just packing the envelope full of old certificates They can't be that old if you're only 16 They arn't his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12781 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I like how Danger was clearly lurking and felt that Kevin's post about old certificates was the tipping point he needed to sign up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I like how Danger was clearly lurking and felt that Kevin's post about old certificates was the tipping point he needed to sign up. I'm just pleased he's got involved tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12781 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I like how Danger was clearly lurking and felt that Kevin's post about old certificates was the tipping point he needed to sign up. I'm just pleased he's got involved tbh. I wouldn't mind getting involved with the lass in his avatar anarl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Be yourself. Unless you're an arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 [sarcasm] Jee, thanks for the help guys! [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Oh and don't use sarcasm. Especially with "air quotes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Oh and don't use sarcasm. Especially with "air quotes". indeed For a supermarket Id be thinking of throwing in things like Good attendance at school Understand the importance of punctuality Be polite and approachable Promise not to wank using a cream doughnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Sound advice that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12781 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Oh and don't use sarcasm. Especially with "air quotes". indeed For a supermarket Id be thinking of throwing in things like Good attendance at school Understand the importance of punctuality Be polite and approachable Promise not to wank using a cream doughnut or promise not to attempt to lock your co-workers in the freezers. They didn't appreciate it when I did it and they probably won't now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 memorize ALL the fruit and vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 Oh and don't use sarcasm. Especially with "air quotes". indeed For a supermarket Id be thinking of throwing in things like Good attendance at school Understand the importance of punctuality Be polite and approachable Promise not to wank using a cream doughnut guess who has 100% attendance in school Guess who cant find certificates to prove it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 memorize ALL the fruit and vegetables. ..and know the exact number, weight, and origin of every piece of fruit or veg in the store at the time of the interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) You'd have to be a retard or a crackhead to fail a shelf stacker interview. If you appear clean, sober, don't seem a mentalist, and have a basic grasp of English, I don't see how you can fail. Unless you keep referring to 'needing a jab'. Edited February 11, 2010 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 they tukur jabs!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 they tukur jabs!!!!! Ah, turka turka. Whatever that may mean. Does that mean good news? And if so, pray tell which establishment we should be avoiding now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 < describes my chances of getting the job < describes the interviewer < describes my knowledge of food safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 < describes my chances of getting the job < describes the interviewer < describes my knowledge of food safety. You failed in getting a shelf stacking job? Oh unlucky mate! Theres always McDonalds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 < describes my chances of getting the job < describes the interviewer < describes my knowledge of food safety. You failed in getting a shelf stacking job? Oh unlucky mate! Theres always McDonalds... well, .cock, you have no idea how hard it is to get a jab now adays. So i tell you, go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now