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On 15/12/2025 at 07:32, wykikitoon said:

Breaking news : An Italian branch of Heinz Soups has just gone into administrone !

I have also heard that Crufts are in financial trouble, it's got so bad they have had to call in the official Retriever.

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Paddy applied for a job at local blacksmith he was asked "have you ever shoed a horse?"...

"No" says paddy

"But I once told a donkey to f*** off"...

 

Let's hope the horse is better behaved than the donkey obviously was. :good:

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8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

All I have to say to this is.…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

….Rubber Bum Pump. 

 

Thanks for reminding me. :good:

 

 

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"

 

 Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."

 

 Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"

 

 Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"

 

 Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

 

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15 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Paddy applied for a job at local blacksmith he was asked "have you ever shoed a horse?"...

"No" says paddy

"But I once told a donkey to f*** off"...

horse bicyclist GIF

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