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I'm getting the word... nonce.

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor will be dead, Portugal will have been bailed out by the EU and at least one Nordic country will be sending a heavy metal band to Eurovision.

'Am only telling you what the spirits are telling me' 'Pisskick, whats a pisskick'

 

My three;

 

i) Police will still to have charged anyone with Jo Yeates murder

ii) Gazza will have been taken to a high security mental institution, where he's to remain for the rest of his life

iii) snakehips will have conqured all female-kind and will have made a quest for new life forms

 

A sneaky 4th) David Schwimmer will be dead.

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Joey Barton will indeed be player of the season as I predicted in September.

 

Happy face will find an earlier post contradicting my prediction.

 

All the January fitness freaks will have put it all back on.

 

Reserve

 

Danny Simpson will have won over the nay-Sayers.

 

Nice thread. When I get out the bath I will work on my world predictions.

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i) Police will still to have charged anyone with Jo Yeates murder

 

:blush:

 

:lol:

It's not the bloke they've got now. Clutching at straws with him. I'd still be looking at Captain Noncely the landlord if I was them.

 

Just saying like

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I will get a new fucking job

 

A nuke will go off somewhere (former Soviet union or maybe Pakistan/India)

 

Shola will do something which actually impresses me.

 

(Third is the daftest)

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Torquay will beat Crawley town in the FA cup 4th round and will draw Chelsea for the next round, which will be a live TV game and we will knock them out with a penalty in the 88th minute. (I originally put Villa but something tells me it will be Chelski)!

 

Cheryl Cole will announce she is pregnant.

 

I will win the Bonus Ball lottery with my number 42 :lol:

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There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

It's hardly something you'd post about though. I'll keep it to myself who would be hot fav for next person on here arrested however.

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There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

It's hardly something you'd post about though. I'll keep it to myself who would be hot fav for next person on here arrested however.

 

toughguymick, obviously... :lol:

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There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

 

I reckon Andrew already has hence his disappearance

who?

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There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

 

I reckon Andrew already has hence his disappearance

who?

That nerdy looking kid who had his pic as his avatar. :lol:

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There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

 

I reckon Andrew already has hence his disappearance

Does anyone know him personally? He was a very frequent poster and a canny lad.

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Sarah Palin will shoot someone and claim to be the victim.

Wikileaks will be taken down.

Newcastle will get into the European places

Guantanamo will close

Scientists will graft wings onto a pig.

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There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

 

I reckon Andrew already has hence his disappearance

Does anyone know him personally? He was a very frequent poster and a canny lad.

Aye, he was. Hopefully he's just got himself a life :lol:

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Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club
There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

 

I reckon Andrew already has hence his disappearance

who?

That nerdy looking kid who had his pic as his avatar. :jesuswept:

That narrows it doon

 

ah aye now I know who you been "just been to the lakes to take some photos - beautiful" that kid from Burnley.

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Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club
There will be a significant terrorist act in France

A UFO sighting will make international news

Someone on this site will be arrested.

 

I reckon Andrew already has hence his disappearance

Does anyone know him personally? He was a very frequent poster and a canny lad.

Aye, he was. Hopefully he's just got himself a life :jesuswept:

...and decided to join the Brian Laws revolution.

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Iran will nuke Israel and Israel will be condemned for having the temerity to strike back

 

1million more immigrants will enter the UK to round applause from the left wing

 

Mike Ashley will lose his entire fortune gambling in Las Vegas

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Iran will nuke Israel and Israel will be condemned for having the temerity to strike back

 

1million more immigrants will enter the UK to round applause from the left wing

 

Mike Ashley will lose his entire fortune gambling in Las Vegas

 

 

He can make it back though by buying SJP from the club for £1 and renting it back to the club for a large annual fee. Didn't some previous owners do that with a warehouse?

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Iran will nuke Israel and Israel will be condemned for having the temerity to strike back

 

1million more immigrants will enter the UK to round applause from the left wing

 

Mike Ashley will lose his entire fortune gambling in Las Vegas

 

 

He can make it back though by buying SJP from the club for £1 and renting it back to the club for a large annual fee. Didn't some previous owners do that with a warehouse?

 

who gives a fuck about a warehouse when we are signing top players and playing in europe.

 

Obviously you :jesuswept:

 

prediction number 4 - AshleysSkidMark will finally see sense

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Iran will nuke Israel and Israel will be condemned for having the temerity to strike back

 

1million more immigrants will enter the UK to round applause from the left wing

 

Mike Ashley will lose his entire fortune gambling in Las Vegas

 

 

He can make it back though by buying SJP from the club for £1 and renting it back to the club for a large annual fee. Didn't some previous owners do that with a warehouse?

 

who gives a fuck about a warehouse when we are signing top players and playing in europe.

Obviously you :jesuswept:

 

prediction number 4 - AshleysSkidMark will finally see sense

 

 

Maybe if we had, we'd be able to afford players and still be in europe. Daft cunt.

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Iran will nuke Israel and Israel will be condemned for having the temerity to strike back

 

1million more immigrants will enter the UK to round applause from the left wing

 

Mike Ashley will lose his entire fortune gambling in Las Vegas

 

 

He can make it back though by buying SJP from the club for £1 and renting it back to the club for a large annual fee. Didn't some previous owners do that with a warehouse?

 

who gives a fuck about a warehouse when we are signing top players and playing in europe.

Obviously you :jesuswept:

 

prediction number 4 - AshleysSkidMark will finally see sense

 

 

Maybe if we had, we'd be able to afford players and still be in europe. Daft cunt.

 

we had the 14th biggest turnover in football before your man came in, and stop derailing the thread you daft arsehole.

 

Edit. All businesses do things like this, and 150k a year hardly stopped us winning the league. What a tit you are.

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