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ChezGiven

On the topic of Bale's proposed move to Madrid, both David Pleat and Michael Owen have shown what a pair of cunts they are. Pleat has essentially come out and said 'he's too young, he might fail, many others have failed' which is just gob-smacking to cast doubt on the lad's ability. Owen then claims that he should think carefully, life is so slow in Spain that he had to live in a hotel for 6 months, as if Spain is currently suffering a housing shortage or something. What a pair of bellends.

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Howmanheyman

Pleat's just trying to put a Spurs-friendly slant on it and Owen was probably too picky and out of touch with the reality of living in another country. They're still bell ends of course.

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ewerk

Michael Owen of course renowned for living life in the fast lane.

 

And Pleat reckons that Spurs won't sell for any less than £100m. No chance, he's not even worth the £80m that is currently being bandied about.

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Howmanheyman

To be fair, Pleat should never be taken seriously as he has a voice that would give an aspirin a sore heed and Owen has the type of patter that would make an onion cry.

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Howmanheyman

And I haven't even mentioned kerb crawling!

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On the topic of Bale's proposed move to Madrid, both David Pleat and Michael Owen have shown what a pair of cunts they are. Pleat has essentially come out and said 'he's too young, he might fail, many others have failed' which is just gob-smacking to cast doubt on the lad's ability. Owen then claims that he should think carefully, life is so slow in Spain that he had to live in a hotel for 6 months, as if Spain is currently suffering a housing shortage or something. What a pair of bellends.

Spain being quite relaxed is one its draws ffs! :lol:

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Howmanheyman

Owen was probably like one of these couples you see on a 'place in the sun' who want to live abroad in a typical French/Spanish home until the lass shows them a typical French/Spanish home and they invariably turn their noses up at it.

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Meenzer

Owen was probably like one of these couples you see on a 'place in the sun' who want to live abroad in a typical French/Spanish home until the lass shows them a typical French/Spanish home and they invariably turn their noses up at it.

 

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trophyshy

Owen clearly still miffed he was caught sneaking horses into his hotel room.

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Gemmill

It's a window on what a problem free existence these dickheads lead when "Oh you might have to live in fully serviced 5 star opulence for 6 months" is a reason NOT to do something.

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ChezGiven

Pleat's just trying to put a Spurs-friendly slant on it and Owen was probably too picky and out of touch with the reality of living in another country. They're still bell ends of course.

I know what Pleat is doing, it's the fact that he has basically publicly tried to knock the confidence of a young player in order to keep him at his club. It's disgusting.
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PaddockLad

I know what Pleat is doing, it's the fact that he has basically publicly tried to knock the confidence of a young player in order to keep him at his club. It's disgusting.

 

Agreed. I'd tell Bale not to take any notice of these fuckin wanks and to read Steve Mcmanaman's book. Just the 2 European Cup winners medals...just by learning the language asap and then playing well. The former helped the latter.

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Gemmill

I remember watching McManaman on Football Focus or something, being interviewed poolside at his class looking villa, looking like a man who had it made. As you say, learn the language, don't be a cunt, it's not rocket surgery.

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desmondTUTU

Of particular note; 'Negro' is not listen - well, I wonder why that could be?

 

Since when has 'pikey' been a race or religion?

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Brock Manson

Of particular note; 'Negro' is not listen - well, I wonder why that could be?

 

Since when has 'pikey' been a race or religion?

 

Nor is 'negrito'.

 

Please be real. :lol:

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Liverpool issue list of words that should be considered offensive. This is not a joke. :lol:

 

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Holy fucking shit. :lol:

 

''Don't be a woman''

 

 

''I'm afraid Sir we're going to have to ask you to leave''

 

 

again in that section.

 

''Man Up''

 

How is that offensive to anyone? :icon_lol:

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Liverpool issue list of words that should be considered offensive. This is not a joke. :lol:

 

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half of toontastic would never be able to speak again

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The Fish

half of toontastic would never be able to speak again

Man up, you pikey Bender-Spaz*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*actually know a transvestite who refers to himself as a gender-spaz.

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Man up, you pikey Bender-Spaz*

 

 

uncannily accurate description tbf

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aimaad22

:lol: Nice to know we're not the only ones making a complete fool out of ourselves

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CleeToonFan

When would the word lezzer be used now Robbie Savage has retired?

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