Happy Face 29 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pass to Kuqi on the left hand side. Does he play on the left? I dont think the 2nd line scans Happy. I always tried to shoehorn it in when we had Oguchi Onyewu playing for us but it never caught on. ARS TBH. I couldn't be happier with a signing, it fits much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He grew up a refugee, he signed for us on a free Shefki Kuqi He's got the touch of a fiend, worst toon buy ever seen Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 touch like a rapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He`s a big,fat cunt but Pardew took a punt on shefki on shefki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 touch like a rapist Should get on well with Pardew then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 touch like a rapist Couldn't think of anything to rhyme with rapist so I put fiend. If he reads this thread mind I bet these songs will do wonders for his confidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 touch like a rapist Couldn't think of anything to rhyme with rapist so I put fiend. If he reads this thread mind I bet these songs will do wonders for his confidence Touch like a rapist..plays in front of a racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton Kuqi Kuqi Kuqi Kuqiiiii you're worse than Alan Smith, fatter and uglier than Alan Greeeeeeen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 touch like a rapist Couldn't think of anything to rhyme with rapist so I put fiend. If he reads this thread mind I bet these songs will do wonders for his confidence Touch like a rapist..plays in front of a racist. Thought he jacked it years agan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) touch like a rapist Couldn't think of anything to rhyme with rapist so I put fiend. If he reads this thread mind I bet these songs will do wonders for his confidence Haha aye . Might not "give'm a boost" like Ste . But if Mike's reading this (y big awkward freak of a man) cheers for the chuckles anyway ! Edited February 10, 2011 by LoveTheBobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Hey Mr Shfki Kuqi score a goal for me you big fat Finnish fucker who Pards got on a free to the tune of tambourine man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) He's got shit scoring rates, he's not as ugly as Eric Gates, Shefki Kuqi He'll keep up us up that's my wish, he's got hair like The Fish, Shefki Kuqi Edited February 10, 2011 by Marshall-Baines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When the ball hits the net and its fucked up your bet thats the Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20241 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 the kuq, the kuq, the kuq is on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Baby Ford, fucking hell. Acid House-tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20241 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 he aint nuttin but a kuqi mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I can't remember the last player we bought with a name that generated so many song ideas. I'm warming to him already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) Shefki Shefki Shefki Shefki Shefki KKKKKKUUUUUUUUQQQQQQIIIII He's slow as fuck, he's slow as fuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk Edited February 10, 2011 by GeeForce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He really is quite fat and old Kuqi, Kuqi The Swans left him out in the cold, Kuqi Kuqi But Pards said son heres your last chance or you'll be fucking off to France Shefki Kuqi Newcastle's number 9 (Please say he hasn't been given the number 9 and this song never needs to be sung) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's oot on the pitch, Pardew's porking his bitch, Shefki Kuqi Shefki's oot on the binge, Pardew's tickling her minge, Mrs Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's oot on the pitch, Pardew's porking his bitch, Shefki Kuqi Shefki's oot on the binge, Pardew's tickling her minge, Mrs Kuqi When he`s scoring a goal,Pardews fucking her hole,Mrs Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When Kuqi gives Spiderman a pass, Pardew does a spiderman on his lass, Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39297 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi. Absolute Belter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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