Dr Gloom 19878 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 busts a gut, but he's crap pards is opening her trap shefki kuqi hit the big man, that's the plan while pards is eating her clam shefki kuqi he runs here, he runs there pards jizzes in her hair shefki kuqi jumps up high, like a toad pards is blowing his load shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Hits a shot In row Z Pardew's strapped to the bed Shefki Kuqi Loves his pies He's a blimp Pardew's dressed as The Gimp Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 now he's got his toon kit pards has got out the whip shefki kuqi takes a shot, with a thwack pards is lubing her crack shefki kuqi wins the ball, to no one pards is rimming her bum shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) He is our big fat fin, he eats from a bin. Shefki Kuqi he gets really nasty if you touch his pastie. Shefki Kuqi Ugly and smelly with a right big fat belly Shefki Kuqi runs like a duck but is as cheap as fuck Shefki Kuqi Or He sits on the bench whilst pards bones his wench Shefki Kuqi He plays for a bit and pards fingers her clit Shefki Kuqi His signings a farce but pards up her arse Shefki Kuqi hes got no fucking life, there all shaggin his wife Shefki Kuqi Take your pick Edited February 10, 2011 by Ollie Burtons Grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Hits a shotIn row Z Pardew's strapped to the bed Shefki Kuqi Loves his pies He's a blimp Pardew's dressed as The Gimp Shefki Kuqi HAHAHA too funny man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Can we dispense with the 'chants'? Deadman could do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14100 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You're 50% right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 takes a shot, blasts it wide pards hits it from the side shefki kuqi his goal celebration is quite silly pards makes her suck his willy shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 on the pitch he gets raped pards is making her gape shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You're 50% right. blyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14100 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You're 50% right. blyme. Always been my favourite airline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 he come flying out greggs pards is taking off his kegs shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 707 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 His Mrs: Anyone know what Aliadiere's or Ewerthon's lasses look like, so we can gain some insight into Pards' scouting strategy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 His Mrs: Anyone know what Aliadiere's or Ewerthon's lasses look like, so we can gain some insight into Pards' scouting strategy? Aliadiere was with Leilani.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He's fat He's a tit And we're sick of his shit Michael Ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 His Mrs: Anyone know what Aliadiere's or Ewerthon's lasses look like, so we can gain some insight into Pards' scouting strategy? Mrs. Kuqi lots like Cheryl Cole with a bit lard on. Smasher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerbarton 24 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just don't get why we didn't bring another striker in during the transfer window, even ON the last day the likes of Gudjohnsen were available. Wouldn't have minded having Martins back for a bit either. Kuqi could turn out to be all right, though, always thought he put in a good shift when I saw him. And we all know what happened with Sibierski! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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loonyTOON 10 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just watched his goals while at Crystal Palace and have to admit am slightly excited to seeing him come off the bench Great control, some nice finishing and a massive bloke. But the celebration.....def tops Martins' flip. He's not what we would expect to be signing but he could turn out to be a specialist 'off the bench' player. Makes you wonder though if Pardew doesn't have faith in Lovenkrands, we may need more than a couple of new forwards in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just watched his goals while at Crystal Palace and have to admit am slightly excited to seeing him come off the bench Great control, some nice finishing and a massive bloke. But the celebration.....def tops Martins' flip. He's not what we would expect to be signing but he could turn out to be a specialist 'off the bench' player. Makes you wonder though if Pardew doesn't have faith in Lovenkrands, we may need more than a couple of new forwards in the summer. I think he's been signed as an old head to hold the ball up in the last 10 mins of a game, if we're looking to see it out. Basically someone to lump the ball up to and win a free kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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