mightymag 0 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) Bloke buys a parrot but gets sick of it saying "I'm from the toon and I'm hard as fuck" so he puts a kestral in its cage. Next morning he finds the kestral dead and the parrot says "I'm from the toon and I'm hard as fuck". So the bloke puts a golden eagle in the cage. Next morning he finds the eagle dead and the parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage the parrot says "had to tek me coat off for that fucker". Edited May 17, 2011 by mightymag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I thought for a moment this was going to be CT and TN talking about soopa Mike and how the future is going to juuuusstttt brill , because Graham Carr the superscout is going to find all these young African kids who are the next footballers of the year before any of those other pesky scouts from the likes of Barcelona, ManU, Real Madrid get there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Leazes, fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36183 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I thought for a moment this was going to be CT and TN talking about soopa Mike and how the future is going to juuuusstttt brill , because Graham Carr the superscout is going to find all these young African kids who are the next footballers of the year before any of those other pesky scouts from the likes of Barcelona, ManU, Real Madrid get there first. And that has what to do with parrots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I thought Leazes was doing an ironic impression of a geordie parrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I thought for a moment this was going to be CT and TN talking about soopa Mike and how the future is going to juuuusstttt brill , because Graham Carr the superscout is going to find all these young African kids who are the next footballers of the year before any of those other pesky scouts from the likes of Barcelona, ManU, Real Madrid get there first. And that has what to do with parrots? repetition ? Repeat ? Same comments all the time ? Get it ? Comprehendez ? Understand ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12938 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 derailed in one reply? Surely a record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 derailed in one reply? Surely a record? broken record , as in Parrot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymag 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 well i thought it was a funnny'un cheers leazesmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18287 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I've only ever posted on this board and its previous incarnations. Is this type of behaviour - derailing every single thread, even joke threads, to the same old topic - prevalent on other boards as well? Or is Leazes special in this regard? Truly bizarre behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5147 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good. shame on you, advocating suspensions and bannings too. Small minded. You and Renton should also take a holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18287 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good. shame on you, advocating suspensions and bannings too. Small minded. You and Renton should also take a holiday. I'm taking one next week as it happens but the evidence suggests you need one much more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good. shame on you, advocating suspensions and bannings too. Small minded. You and Renton should also take a holiday. I'm taking one next week as it happens but the evidence suggests you need one much more. it will do you good, you just might get a sense of humour. Don't understand why people whine on about wanting others banned, it's like a bairn in a playground when someone nicks their bar of chocolate or calls them names and cries to the teacher. Pathetic. Edited May 18, 2011 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18287 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good. shame on you, advocating suspensions and bannings too. Small minded. You and Renton should also take a holiday. I'm taking one next week as it happens but the evidence suggests you need one much more. it will do you good, you just might get a sense of humour. Don't understand why people whine on about wanting others banned, it's like a bairn in a playground when someone nicks their bar of chocolate or calls them names and cries to the teacher. Pathetic. I'm not asking for you to be banned. I do think you should step back and take a look at your recent posts on general chat though. The other day someone posted the tragic news story that a UK citizen had been tragically killed by an insane hobo in Tenerife. You managed to twist that into an argument about Shepherd and Hall via the usual stuff about immigrants. On this thread, someone makes a generic joke about a geordie parrot, and instantly you use it to make a comment about Ashley, no doubt leading to another argument about Shepherd and Hall. The only reason that is funny is because it's so ridiculous; people are laughing at you rather than with you Leazes, that's what's pathetic. Edited May 18, 2011 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Leazes, you know I think you're alright but this thread man. Have a word with yourself Canny joke as well btw Edited May 18, 2011 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I like you LeazesMag, but go back and have a read of that woman killed in Tenerife topic and read through your posts. I think you need a break from this place, it's messed with your head to the point where nobody can take you seriously anymore. It'll do you good in the long run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5147 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Its reminiscent of Fops breakdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Its reminiscent of Fops breakdown. one sided piss taking Ok for you then Don't worry about it, I won't be whining like a big bairn though and calling for you to be banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I hate these tarts who mimic a booking to the ref. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5147 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Its reminiscent of Fops breakdown. one sided piss taking Ok for you then Don't worry about it, I won't be whining like a big bairn though and calling for you to be banned I never said you should be banned but I think a break from the board will be good for you. Got any holidays coming up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Its reminiscent of Fops breakdown. one sided piss taking Ok for you then Don't worry about it, I won't be whining like a big bairn though and calling for you to be banned I never said you should be banned but I think a break from the board will be good for you. Got any holidays coming up? you said this "Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good." Seems like YOU could do with a holiday. What a big bairn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5147 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Its reminiscent of Fops breakdown. one sided piss taking Ok for you then Don't worry about it, I won't be whining like a big bairn though and calling for you to be banned I never said you should be banned but I think a break from the board will be good for you. Got any holidays coming up? you said this "Are suspensions possible? Just saying. The naughty step might do him some good." Seems like YOU could do with a holiday. What a big bairn. A suspension isn't a banning though is it? Although I'm sure you'll argue the definitions. Anyway, you need a break before you crack up. It'll do you a favour in the long run. Edited May 18, 2011 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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