Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) Imagine you go into a video shop. You go to the counter. You say "I'll have Rocky 5" please. The shop assistant says "Why certainly. 19.99 please" You pay the money. The shop assistant says "Muahahahahahahahaha. I'm not going to give you Rocky 5. Now go away and get stuffed, muahahahahahahaha" I imagine you'd be pretty miffed. I'm sure a strongly-worded letter to the Chron would be your mildest reaction. Imagine you go to a book shop. You go to the counter. "I'll have War and Peace" please. The shop assistant says "5.99 please" You pay the money. The shop assistant says. "Go away you old fart. We want your money, but we don't want to give you anything in return," Again, tut-tut, service isn't what it once was, would emerge from your lips with intensitivity. That's how Randy Lerner must feel. He went to the counter. He said "Champions League football please" The shop assistant said "200 million on transfer fees and wages please" He paid the money. Muhahahahahahahaha, said an army of dross Villa players like Richard Dunne. Go away, you yankie doodle! Little wonder then that he's now going to appoint a man who got Birmingham relegated twice. Anger can be vented in many ways. Edited June 13, 2011 by Nick-Kielce-Poland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12780 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 what the shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 Sorry, but even though that kind of money may not be enough to get Champions League football, you sure as heck don't pay that kind of money for Europa League football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Aye but when you think about it, shepherds aren't that different to Ashley, they both strive to get the club into europe. Ashley takes the better approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Imagine you go into a video shop. You go to the counter. You say "I'll have Rocky 5" please. The shop assistant says "Why certainly. 19.99 please" You pay the money. The shop assistant says "Muahahahahahahahaha. I'm not going to give you Rocky 5. Now go away and get stuffed, muahahahahahahaha" I imagine you'd be pretty miffed. I'm sure a strongly-worded letter to the Chron would be your mildest reaction. Imagine you go to a book shop. You go to the counter. "I'll have War and Peace" please. The shop assistant says "5.99 please" You pay the money. The shop assistant says. "Go away you old fart. We want your money, but we don't want to give you anything in return," Again, tut-tut, service isn't what it once was, would emerge from your lips with intensitivity. That's how Randy Lerner must feel. He went to the counter. He said "Champions League football please" The shop assistant said "200 million on transfer fees and wages please" He paid the money. Muhahahahahahahaha, said an army of dross Villa players like Richard Dunne. Go away, you yankie doodle! Little wonder then that he's now going to appoint a man who got Birmingham relegated twice. Anger can be vented in many ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Aye but when you think about it, shepherds aren't that different to Ashley, they both strive to get the club into europe. Ashley takes the better approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 Everyone knows that Shepherd and Ashley are opposites. Some are Shepherd-ites, others are Ashley-ites. I'm an Ashley-ite, and have been since Ashley turned up. KeithJ is my witness to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Poo 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Everyone knows that Shepherd and Ashley are opposites.Some are Shepherd-ites, others are Ashley-ites. I'm an Ashley-ite, and have been since Ashley turned up. KeithJ is my witness to this. Do we have to be one or the other like? Surely theres a happy medium, I refuse to be an 'ite' of either of those to idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 Everyone knows that Shepherd and Ashley are opposites.Some are Shepherd-ites, others are Ashley-ites. I'm an Ashley-ite, and have been since Ashley turned up. KeithJ is my witness to this. Do we have to be one or the other like? Surely theres a happy medium, I refuse to be an 'ite' of either of those to idiots. Maybe one could be cloned. One thing is certain; the clone would be rotund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Everyone knows that Shepherd and Ashley are opposites.Some are Shepherd-ites, others are Ashley-ites. I'm an Ashley-ite, and have been since Ashley turned up. KeithJ is my witness to this. Do we have to be one or the other like? Surely theres a happy medium, I refuse to be an 'ite' of either of those to idiots. A poll would sort this little conundrum out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Imagine you go into a video shop. You go to the counter. You say "I'll have Rocky 5" please. The shop assistant says "Why certainly. 19.99 please" You pay the money. The shop assistant says "Muahahahahahahahaha. I'm not going to give you Rocky 5. Now go away and get stuffed, muahahahahahahaha" I imagine you'd be pretty miffed. I'm sure a strongly-worded letter to the Chron would be your mildest reaction. Imagine you go to a book shop. You go to the counter. "I'll have War and Peace" please. The shop assistant says "5.99 please" You pay the money. The shop assistant says. "Go away you old fart. We want your money, but we don't want to give you anything in return," Again, tut-tut, service isn't what it once was, would emerge from your lips with intensitivity. That's how Randy Lerner must feel. He went to the counter. He said "Champions League football please" The shop assistant said "200 million on transfer fees and wages please" He paid the money. Muhahahahahahahaha, said an army of dross Villa players like Richard Dunne. Go away, you yankie doodle! Little wonder then that he's now going to appoint a man who got Birmingham relegated twice. Anger can be vented in many ways. i'm trying to imagine you posting something worth reading. no, it's unimaginable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Nick you owe me 2 minutes of my life for reading that drivel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 If it took you two minutes to read the opening post, then I doubt you would have otherwise been doing anything worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Awful, Awful thread. Awful, Awful poster. No wonder he was remembered poorly from the Chronicle Forums, the guys a nut job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Why have we never heard of this shop selling champion's league football before? Is it because it's a totally shit metaphor that doesn't work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9038 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I approve of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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