ajax_andy 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 So following on from the everyday things things you've done I thought it would be interesting to hear the slightly out of the ordinary things people have either done or attempted. Mine are: Have written 14,000 words of a book but hit a bit of a writers block for the last 12 months and it remains unfinished... however I intend to finish it one day Passed out face down in a urinal Lived next door to a premier league football player (one that wouldn't be very popular on here!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47174 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I have taken a shit over the edge of a 1000ft cliff and watched it all the way down. Fascinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2562 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Monkeys Fist said: I have taken a shit over the edge of a 1000ft cliff and watched it all the way down. Fascinating. Obviously didn't wipe afterwards, you dirty monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47174 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No need. Perfect nip. I have also surfed a Canadian canoe on a rapid wave, by moonlight, stoned and nekkid. Which was nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Killed Monkeys Fist. I want to make him suffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47174 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 WordPlay said: Killed Monkeys Fist. I want to make him suffer Lape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 (edited) Had sex on top of high force and in the back row at a cinema. Also had sex with a norwegian porn star once. Edited August 4, 2011 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47174 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I wish I was J69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Well we can't all have surfed naked or shit off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 J69 said: Had sex on top of high force and in the back row at a cinema. Also had sex with a norwegian porn star once. Who? Was going to say I was more impressed by your other claim, but you've removed that now. What's your connection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 (edited) Monkeys Fist said: I wish I was J69. I couldn't imagine Fist being a nurse Edited August 4, 2011 by WordPlay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47174 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 J69 said: Well we can't all have surfed naked or shit off a cliff. I'd say more people have done your Viking slag than pooped off my cliff. Whatever that may proove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Walliver said: J69 said: Had sex on top of high force and in the back row at a cinema. Also had sex with a norwegian porn star once. Who? Was going to say I was more impressed by your other claim, but you've removed that now. What's your connection? Yeah I suddenly thought how gay that looks if one of them actually frequents here! My sister is getting married to a cricketer in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 J69 said: Walliver said: J69 said: Had sex on top of high force and in the back row at a cinema. Also had sex with a norwegian porn star once. Who? Was going to say I was more impressed by your other claim, but you've removed that now. What's your connection? Yeah I suddenly thought how gay that looks if one of them actually frequents here! My sister is getting married to a cricketer in October. Anyone decent? And who's the Norwegian? Pics please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 He doesn't play for England if that's what you mean. I'll see if I can find a pic of that lass. We aren't talking Jenna Jameson fame here btw I think she only did 2 films Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 (edited) How was the elasticity of her sphincter? Could it handle your above-average sized penis? I'd hate to think of the damage done if Chez smashed his 8inch rod up there; if Big Dunc tried it it'd be murder. Edited August 4, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Supported right-wing ideology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7724 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 drank my own piss, quite enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Walliver said: J69 said: Walliver said: J69 said: Had sex on top of high force and in the back row at a cinema. Also had sex with a norwegian porn star once. Who? Was going to say I was more impressed by your other claim, but you've removed that now. What's your connection? Yeah I suddenly thought how gay that looks if one of them actually frequents here! My sister is getting married to a cricketer in October. Anyone decent? And who's the Norwegian? Pics please. This was all I could find NSFW http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/54130544.png/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7724 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Fair play to you for hoying a pic of your knob up too like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I never said I was in the film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47174 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 trophyshy said: drank my own piss, quite enjoyed it. Do your customers know ? I've hitch-hiked from Washington services to the South of France. Several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8112 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I worked in the lab at vision express for 10 weeks. 9 weeks too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Met the then governor of Hong Kong whilst on summer camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16991 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I shoplifted a cassette single of U96's "Das Boot" from the Woolworths on Gosforth High Street. It was reduced to 49p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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