Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death. I'd best warn the neighbours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death. I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death. I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky Aw Poor Snakey....he can't keep it up these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death. I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky What a fucking image "Happy birthday" pet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Cheers all. Had a shit day, lost my keys with my mates house key on which I'm using to get into feed his cat whilst he's on holiday and had a right fuck on sorting it out, then that fat Rapist bastard decides not to sign anyone. Fuck my life. Aww you need a Birthday BJ to cheer you up sweetie Has someone hacked your account Bev? A very belated happy birthday Wacky, you twisted perv HaHa no Cath!!! I just typed the first thing I thought of LOL Pervert. Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Past tense I'm afraid. Made it as far as the A1 slip road at Gosforth Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Dammit!! Almost made it home. Why dont cars have internal windscreen wipers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Dammit!! Almost made it home. Why dont cars have internal windscreen wipers? It's called driving with a funnel attached to your veshmecken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I'm just glad the copper that pulled me over thought it was snot hanging off my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Where are you off to MF? Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Sorry, sometimes I just type as I think Well, this forum has been a miserable, petty place lately!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I'm just glad the copper that pulled me over thought it was snot hanging off my nose. Please!! I havent had my weetabix yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) Cheers all. Had a shit day, lost my keys with my mates house key on which I'm using to get into feed his cat whilst he's on holiday and had a right fuck on sorting it out, then that fat Rapist bastard decides not to sign anyone. Fuck my life. Aww you need a Birthday BJ to cheer you up sweetie Time and Place but I doubt it will top Gejon's! P.S I'd settle for a soapy T•t W••k off them babies Edited September 2, 2011 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Tot walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Cheers all. Had a shit day, lost my keys with my mates house key on which I'm using to get into feed his cat whilst he's on holiday and had a right fuck on sorting it out, then that fat Rapist bastard decides not to sign anyone. Fuck my life. Aww you need a Birthday BJ to cheer you up sweetie Time and Place but I doubt it will top Gejon's! P.S I'd settle for a soapy T•t W••k off them babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Snakehips will be seething when he sees this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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