McFaul 35 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 from European lands they scarcely knew existed, Fuck off, twice. What is this, Conquest of Paradise I was waiting for a followup of something like " and they had never seen a person of african-american desecent until Kevin Keegan brought in players from exotic lands of coconuts and pineapple. The simple and hard-working coal miners of Newcastle can hardly read or write, but that doesnt stop them from storming the gates before every game, beer in hand and shovel in the other" Right oh Bravik. Chez clear your PM's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12460 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) What a load of dross I like the bit saying the team isn't everyone's cup of tea considering its got more fan favorites in it than any team since Robson. Edited November 9, 2011 by Barton7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Author is from New Zealand? Like sitting on the moon writing about washington politics Fuck off, twatface, as if you know more camped out in reindeerville. Not that I wrote the article, but fuck off all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34475 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 If the Toon is rocking, don't come knocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Author is from New Zealand? Like sitting on the moon writing about washington politics Fuck off, twatface, as if you know more camped out in reindeerville. Not that I wrote the article, but fuck off all the same. and I didnt write it either you paedophile mong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Sexual slander from the Gay Viking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) Author is from New Zealand? Like sitting on the moon writing about washington politics Fuck off, twatface, as if you know more camped out in reindeerville. Not that I wrote the article, but fuck off all the same. and I didnt write it either you paedophile mong I assume this is another one of your jokes that got lost in translation...... Edited November 9, 2011 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 You are right, I just threw it into the google translateur. Did it come out alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What begins with W ends in N and looks like the lead singer from erasure on steroids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Øyvind the Wrongun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Øyvind is a nice norwegian name..albeit not mine! My name is Axel Nikolai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Øyvind the Wrongun. :lol: Oyvind pmsl hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Øyvind is a nice norwegian name..albeit not mine! My name is Axel Nikolai! So you're half Commie and your da was a fan of Beverley Hill Cop. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Behring Breivik is a nice norwegian name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Øyvind is a nice norwegian name..albeit not mine! My name is Axel Nikolai! So you're half Commie and your da was a fan of Beverley Hill Cop. Oh dear. Dont be hating on the Microwave-dog turd thrower Machine gun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) Øyvind is a nice norwegian name..albeit not mine! My name is Axel Nikolai! So you're half Commie and your da was a fan of Beverley Hill Cop. Oh dear. Dont be hating on the Microwave-dog turd thrower Machine gun.... There's nee way Nikolai is a Norwegian name. You'd be wearing one of those furry hats and playing with miniature china dolls if your dad hadn't escaped the Brezhnev era. Edited November 9, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 YZ at it again, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 I must admit, I find it very amusing when Yanks/Aussies/Cockneys/Talksport try and talk about football and NUFC in particular. Fuck off, I take offense at that. As do I Mea Culpa! Sorry lads, was trying to think of another country similar to the US where football isn't the main sport, I know you two know your football stuff. I'll go and sit on the naughty step for 38 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I must admit, I find it very amusing when Yanks/Aussies/Cockneys/Talksport try and talk about football and NUFC in particular. Fuck off, I take offense at that. As do I Mea Culpa! Sorry lads, was trying to think of another country similar to the US where football isn't the main sport, I know you two know your football stuff. I'll go and sit on the naughty step for 38 minutes. Fuck that, let's just take the piss out of the Norwegian btw I was just offended for Martin Tyler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 Where did Martin Tyler come into this by the way?? (I've never really rated him by the way, 'A goal of prestigous proportions', fuck off, man you knacker! stuff like that blatantly written down the night before a game he commentates on). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Has anyone stated the obvious that this (NYT article and the only slightly less bad WSJ one) is all PR guff that the club can't get away with over here any more? Fill the stadium 4 times? Happy new year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 ...would explain the half price season tickets too btw. potential suitors will want to see a full stadium. but I'm probably being anti-Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Where did Martin Tyler come into this by the way?? (I've never really rated him by the way, 'A goal of prestigous proportions', fuck off, man you knacker! stuff like that blatantly written down the night before a game he commentates on). Great I feel worse than the berb having to explain a joke. I know he's not a cockney (he's from down south and no doubt now lives in London) but DB only quoted a bit of my original reply to your scandalous comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2416 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Øyvind is a nice norwegian name..albeit not mine! My name is Axel Nikolai! So you're half Commie and your da was a fan of Beverley Hill Cop. Oh dear. Dont be hating on the Microwave-dog turd thrower Machine gun.... There's nee way Nikolai is a Norwegian name. You'd be wearing one of those furry hats and playing with miniature china dolls if your dad hadn't escaped the Brezhnev era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 ??????? I mean, ok, I completely get it. 100%. I see, said the blind man, etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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