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The sweary thread (not suitable for the office)


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YOU PHILOSOPHICAL PIECES OF ZICO MARTIN'S UNORTHODOX DRY WIPES YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! WOULD YOUR FATHER, THE LATE RONNY RADFORD, BE PROUD OF YOUR RADDY ANTICS. NO HE WOULDN'T, HE'D REPORT YOU TO THE NEAREST PADDY MCNALLY STEWARD WALKING GOD'S GREEN STALWART AND HE'D FORCE YOU TO REVEAL THE CONSQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS. HE'D THEN SCORE A THIRTY YARD SCREAMER BANISHING THE TOON ARMY TO ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT SILVERWARE...OHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE LIFE, IT'S SO SHIT!!!

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Great a Torrettes thread !!

 

shitwankcuntfuckbollockspissballbagbellend.

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WHY DONT YOU USE A FUCKING COMMA YOU CUNT !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i dunno what came over me :doubleact:

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i dunno what came over me        :doubleact:

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from your indignation I'd assume it was, in fact, Jimbo

 

 

 

the fistfuckingfelchfond retardfucker :o

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i dunno what came over me        :doubleact:

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from your indignation I'd assume it was, in fact, Jimbo

 

 

 

the fistfuckingfelchfond retardfucker :o

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fuckoffyoufuckingmotherfuckingwankmop !

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Why are people offended by the words cunt or fuck?

I've never been able to understand how two words that have such amazing connotation are regarded so badly.

At uni I studied a bit of Chaucer and in old english they were part of the everday language. It was only when that dirty old prude Queen Victoria came to power and instilled her "victorian" virtues upon the language that it became an issue.

Plus lets be honest there is nowt sexier than a gorgeous girl lying there naked and the following words flowing sweetly from her tongue.

Fuck my cunt you dirty bastard. I want to feel your cock!:doubleact:

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