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:lol: Grown men doing that on presumably their day off. 
 

“for fuck sake Colin you said you’d take lal mick to diggerland”

”I just had to mak my video with bazza where we banged that Maggie cunt to rights, al tak him to the Alsatian buggy races outside the bridges, he always loves that”

 

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Kevin Carr's Gloves
18 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: Grown men doing that on presumably their day off
 

“for fuck sake Colin you said you’d take lal mick to diggerland”

”I just had to mak my video with bazza where we banged that Maggie cunt to rights, al tak him to the Alsatian buggy races outside the bridges, he always loves that”

 

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What the fuck do they think they’ve achieved there btw? :lol: Apart from confirmation of their toddleresque IQ. 

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essembeeofsunderland
4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Could be mackems/county Durham. 

No further north than Darlington/Hartlepool with that thick sounding accent.

And how many celebrities do they think there are in the UK?

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essembeeofsunderland
On 22/12/2021 at 00:34, Tom said:

 

 

 

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And they’re wondering why Arsenal fans were lobbing plastic pop bottles on their heeds

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essembeeofsunderland
4 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

It looks like it was his house on Runnymede Rd which he sold to move further up the street which he sold to move nearer to Newcastle City Centre.

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Monkeys Fist
32 minutes ago, Howay said:

It’s the thought that counts. 

 

Like they can think :lol:

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acrossthepond

The number of bitter posts relating to us in there is truly sad. We've got nobody on that list and they probably never will again, but their sad obsession as always pulls them in. Like the moon to our Earth. They can't help but revolve around us. It's simple gravity. 

 

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Monkeys Fist
5 hours ago, acrossthepond said:

Like the moon to our Earth. They can't help but revolve around us. It's simple gravity. 

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They have gone into meltdown over the Everton postponement even questioning if the Manquillo booking in 95th minute was deliberate to miss next game and get below the minimum required

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Gemmill

:lol: if I was them, I'd be more concerned with how exactly they're going to contrive to drop out of the auto promotion spots and then get beat in the playoffs. The useless pricks. 

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I still don’t understand the desire they have for us to be relegated, surely if they hope to get promoted they don’t want to play an NUFC side which would presumably be the most expensive side in the history of the league managed by Eddie Howe. It would be two absolute humblings as they get sent back to League One. 

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Howmanheyman
1 hour ago, Howay said:

I still don’t understand the desire they have for us to be relegated, surely if they hope to get promoted they don’t want to play an NUFC side which would presumably be the most expensive side in the history of the league managed by Eddie Howe. It would be two absolute humblings as they get sent back to League One. 

If they played us second game of the season at their place you'd have to feel sorry for any fucker who they cracked on to at their first game from the opposition. 'Fust home gayam of the saysun next week vusus the Saudis and it's the biggest gayam in this division, it'll be like we're the rebels fighting the empire in star wazz, marra. The whole country and championship will be praying we win. Who do you want to win, marra? Ah waz annie jokin before when ah sez yaz wu a shit club and it was ya cup final today playing the lads, like. Ya still must want us to beat the Mags, ah bet ya hayat them anarrl? What? Yav got to meet ya mayats? Ah well, ah'l not wish ya luck today! Lol!'

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Oh dear 

 

I thought it might have quietened down but its gone into overdrive now

 

Demanding the PL suspend season/transfer window for 30 days 

Independent inquiry into the blatant rule breaking by NUFC...(no mention that other clubs have done exactly the same)

PL are in bed with Saudis / Boris / Uncle Tom Cobley  etc etc  

And of course questioning injury to Krafth & Fraser and even suggesting the Manquillo booking was deliberate😉

Still finding it hard to add / count up.....when pointed out we only had 19 fit players of which 16 were outfield less the injuries against Man Utd plus covid

Demanding to see proof of covid tests results

Suggesting we should play u23/u21/u18 to fill the squad.....they cant understand the 25 man squad rule

Also suggesting Boro should appeal the 3 point deduction which resulted in relegation back in 1997 due to not having enough fit players

 

 

I fear mental health problems will outnumber covid cases on wearyside in the next week or two

The NUFC thread they have is on 585 pages and as normal is the biggest / most commented on

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