Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Mackem at work was telling me yesterday that he'll be "doing his best to get Beale sacked" today. Nice to go to the match with a plan. And they wonder why their team accomplishes fuck all 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 A month or so ago they were all adamant they were getting play offs and giving us a hiding, did their usual sack the manager before a derby as well. Then a hiding off us, one of their best players wants to join the manager they just sacked new side, and now they plan to turn the home ground toxic for the millionth time to hound out a manager that’s been there a handful of games. The only impressive thing about them is how they can so spectacularly self sabotage in such a short span of time. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 (edited) Club Stayatmant Alex Pritchard Dinnot tell us ya not a fan of the massive lads Alex Pritchard. Sunderland AFC did not argue with car salesman and insurance men, (our co-owners) to have you say ya dinnot want to play for us anymore. We didn't want you to play for us anyways. We will not be makking another futha stayatmant. Edited January 27, 2024 by Howmanheyman 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 I don't think I've ever seen a more tragic club statement. They say we're the gift that keeps giving. Fucking hell, talk about lacking self awareness. Hope this goes in STID S3. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Spot the difference..... One's a cowboy outfit, the other is a wild west costume. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 12 minutes ago, Renton said: I don't think I've ever seen a more tragic club statement. They say we're the gift that keeps giving. Fucking hell, talk about lacking self awareness. Hope this goes in STID S3. S3 is out on Feb 13th. Just in time for Valentine's day. "Ere Stayucey. Will ya suck us off while I watch STID like?" "Will ah fuckun wot ya stewpid little mug?!" "Hawez man Stayuss! It's Valentines man!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: S3 is out on Feb 13th. Just in time for Valentine's day. "Ere Stayucey. Will ya suck us off while I watch STID like?" "Will ah fuckun wot ya stewpid little mug?!" "Hawez man Stayuss! It's Valentines man!" Spoilers man, for fucks sake! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 I can’t recall too much funny happening to them last season really. Other than losing to Luton in the play-offs but it wasn’t as much of a car crash as previous years. Season 4 though. That’ll be some viewing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 3 minutes ago, Howay said: Magedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Lewk the mag being a mag again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Sunderland take the lead, absolutely ruining the mackem from work's day out. Mickey B's flipped the script on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Sunderland take the lead, absolutely ruining the mackem from work's day out. Mickey B's flipped the script on him. Was the goal celebrated or beeeewed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 12 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Was the goal celebrated or beeeewed ? Both. Bewwayyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 You almost half want Sunderland to win. Only because their fans are willing them to lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said: You almost half want Sunderland to win. Only because their fans are willing them to lose And with that, they have scored again! Still want their fans to get their wish mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Pritchard was the only player against us who looked half competent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said: who looked half competent I know he’s short, but that’s harsh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 3-0.. “The plan” is finally coming together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 3-1 to Sunderland. Maybe the consolation goal will cheer the mackems up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Our match v Fulham thread on rtg just got moved...I wonder why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Just now, Tdansmith said: Our match v Fulham thread on rtg just got moved...I wonder why Because we're cheating bastards obviously. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 Another bizarre thread on the SMB about us. If you can translate the gibberishness of the title, you'll see it's purely a thread designed to talk about how how we've won fuck all and Bobby being a county Durham lad. Apparently it makes more sense for them to have a statue for Dick Advocaat than for us to have one for Robson? Despite me being a scholar of mackem logic, this has thrown me a bit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 MJ statue was taken down when it was accepted he was a colossal nonce. Trust them to overlook that. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5305 Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 I was going to say MJ hasn't exactly "won nowt" before noticing the convenient "at those clubs" qualifier. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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