Dr Gloom 20312 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20312 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Fish was a bit of a jerk Who wore his pyjamas to work He though he looked hot But his bosses thought not And made him redundant, oh ferk   (Too soon)  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 The vision technician named Fist Got in trouble for turning up pissed, He reached for a rag, dropped some pics from his bag, and was put on a government list  Tom played his gee-tar with flair Anthemic riffs filled the air The only thing lacking from corporate backing? What to do with his ridiculous hair  Andrew, the resident gamer his dreams, it seems, couldn't be plainer but he was living a lie 'cos deep down inside He yearned to be a Lion Tamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14247 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Though no longer on the gravy trainBaldie Fish has no grounds to complainHe can fritter awayHis redundancy payOn a lifetime supply of Regaine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) Though no longer on the gravy train Baldie Fish has no grounds to complain He can fritter away His redundancy pay On a lifetime supply of Regaine  Though I cannot be labelled hirsute There's one thing you cannot dispute my lack of a mop does nothing to stop me becoming a man of repute.  I know you and I've shared a beer I fear that I must be quite clear though your quips I allow 'bout my growing brow I'm still your middle class her-o Edited January 16, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20312 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 there was a strange forum called toontastic it's posters funny, odd and fantastic but there was one old bloke called leazesmag his posts - a repetitive drag he really was a right mental spastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Whiling away afternoons, Writing poetry to other buffoons, It looks a bit gay, and yes in that way, Dammit! it seems i joined in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Some say Michael Ashleys a cunt And he only bought us for a punt But I still bet my penis That the man is a genius And he'll soon have the Toon out in front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14247 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Some say Michael Ashleys a cunt And he only bought us for a punt But I still bet my penis That the man is a genius And he'll soon have the Toon out of both cups and finishing 8th  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 That CT followed Parky is sublime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Some say Michael Ashleys a cunt And he only bought us for a punt But I still bet my penis That the man is a genius And he'll soon have the Toon out in front. Â Good Lord! I say! Cor Blimey! You've been unequivocal, finally I'd be glad to accept, the terms of your bet If only your stake weren't so tiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39421 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Â Good Lord! I say! Cor Blimey! You've been unequivocal, finally I'd be glad to accept, the terms of your bet If only your stake weren't so tiny. Duck pizza for dinnerThe Fish is thread winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14247 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Duck pizza for dinner The Fish is thread winner. Don't let that be said! It'll inflate his head And make his hairline even thinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Â Good Lord! I say! Cor Blimey! You've been unequivocal, finally I'd be glad to accept, the terms of your bet If only your stake weren't so tiny. x 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Duck pizza for dinner The Fish is thread winner. Not yet, voting ends at 11 and it's pub night........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Not yet, voting ends at 11 and it's pub night........ So we can expect  "There onshe wash a young man called Dave Who... howhowhow do you find rhymesh for Dave? I've dropped me duck pizzha c'mere am gonna eatya ......  ..... YouPorn Search: ginger, tubby, teenage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 So we can expect  "There onshe wash a young man called Dave Who... howhowhow do you find rhymesh for Dave? I've dropped me duck pizzha c'mere am gonna eatya ......  ..... YouPorn Search: ginger, tubby, teenage"   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Renton would lecture and preach Don't download you heathens he'd screech, My morals are exceeding Except when Im speeding But by marriage I'm out the laws reach  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Jonathan was a special male nurse Didn't drink, didn't lie, didn't curse And his online persona Left most in a coma And the others carried off in a hearse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4992 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) CT's avatar is disturbing Its 'come hither' look most perturbing My eyes it is soiling My body's recoiling It needs immediate purging Edited January 16, 2014 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A nurse lived in Seaham called catAte too much at Christmas got fatDecide to dietbut then caused a rioteating food that smelled like a ...... rat Call me fat all you like but I don't live in Seaham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 There was a kid called J69 His accent doesn't belong on the Tyne He has scores of mackem mates They all love Eric Gates Volvic lover with no drunken states Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14247 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A-A-B-B-A, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20312 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 rocket science it aint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 There was a fine cabbie from Boldon Whose moobs rivalled Amanda Holden's He said 'they're really quite nice' As he buttered a slice Of homemade bread that had lots of mould on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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