Kevin Carr's Gloves 3323 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Absolutely true. I on the other hand am a lefty twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 So it's true what they say about there not being any decent right-wing comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Absolutely true. I on the other hand am a lefty twat. And you're not a comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3323 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 And you're not a comedian. Thank fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 I assume CT you don't live in the North East where water purity is at 99.9% making tap water just as good as most bottled water. Because this of course would make your expensive hard to find filter totally redundant. Unfortunately I live in the world of marriage where she who must be obeyed, swears she can taste the difference. And at 8 or 9 quid it's not that expensive to keep her happy. Hence nearly 25 years of married bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14184 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 When you say "bliss".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Tell your lass they're notorious for spreading Legionella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 When you say "bliss".... Yes, I of course mean eternal hellfire and damnation. But you know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Tell your lass they're notorious for spreading Legionella. More reason surely then to change the current old cartridge. I have however had a cunning plan that involves seeing if the water filter button on the fridge once pressed, simply resets it like a service countdown light on a car. This could potentially.... Allow me to claim the job is done and the keep pressing the button every six months ( shades of lost ) or at least order one off line! *tyres screech as the taxi races homewards* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Even more reason not to bother with one in the first place though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Even more reason not to bother with one in the first place though. Came withe fridge / fitted kitchen unfortunately . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 At home and excitedly eyeing up "the button". Making a cup of tea first to try and temper haste in this sneaky plan. Its at this point that usually I fuck things up and I expect an tidal wave of water to start spreading through the kitchen. Every fibre in my body is screaming at me to dig out the instructions or at least google what the button does. All the time whilst the button itself is giving me come to bed eyes and teasing me into one little push. After all, its only a push, it doesnt really mean anything. Somebody stop me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! End of thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20234 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Well that's 5 minutes I'm never getting back. Cheers CT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3323 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Could you not plumb the line to bypass the filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Could you not plumb the line to bypass the filter God you are good As it happens I couldnt, but I know a man who could. I of course have to wait and make it through the "taste test" first. All being well she will comment on its clarity tonight, I will maintain a straight face and operation filter removal will be all systems go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27117 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 A day in the life of a part time house husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Dear diary / Dierdre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14184 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! 25 more years of hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15016 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You can get the filters in any plumber's merchants. If you can, take the model number and make, if not, take a piccy. PTS, Pipeline etc etc they'll all sort you out today CT. I'll forward the invoice by PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 I reckon this is a façade and CT is really the fussy one Really? Me Fussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 You can get the filters in any plumber's merchants. If you can, take the model number and make, if not, take a piccy. PTS, Pipeline etc etc they'll all sort you out today CT. I'll forward the invoice by PM Well I followed the link Barron Gemmill sent and rang them. "Dont keep them but can order in". On explaining my desperation he advised I go to his supplier (NTS on Tyne Tunnel trading estate). Off I headed, getting lost on the way and ending up in Jesmond Dene. On arrival and two computer checks I was told..... "Dont have none but can order in". Asked for other suggestions - None. Saw screwfix and Plum Base on the way out. Noh, zilch. And now.... the button has been pressed, the lie has been told and the wife may even reimburse me the cash In other words the moment of desperation has passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 You can get the filters in any plumber's merchants. If you can, take the model number and make, if not, take a piccy. PTS, Pipeline etc etc they'll all sort you out today CT. I'll forward the invoice by PM PS, Hows the man bag going. Seriously Im not being funny and tried looking for the thread earlier today but couldnt find it. Are you using it all the time now? Do you wonder how you ever managed without it? Does it draw remarks for a man of your age to be wearing one? Very Interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14184 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 And now.... the button has been pressed, the lie has been told and the wife may even reimburse me the cash For the wasted petrol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 For the wasted petrol? For the £18.95 filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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