Howmanheyman 27582 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 As soon as I saw the thread title I knew CT would've started it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27582 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You have Olivia Newton John though, she shone through Grease. She was gorgeous though, lovely voice too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30807 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Had to be sewn in to them troosers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Oven Watch £67 is a fucking bargain. Already been going at this for an hour and had to stop for a break. Shelves in the bag Had a hole in my marigolds whilst handling this fluid so now have a warm tingling burning sensation on my hand Lots of grease and grime in the bag but still plenty of spots on the shelves that need good old fashioned soapy water and scraping with a knife. Now gleaming and in the dishwasher to ensure all traces of nitric acid or whatever is gone. The Oven Lovely job on the back and sides (which wernt really marked anyway), however the bottom of the oven where stuff has dripped and burnt on is a different matter altogether and is not shifting. No Bicarbonate of soda in the house and a sick child preventing an Asda run. Found some Mr Muscle oven cleaner in the cupboard so giving that a bash now. Will then be moving on to googling for other tips to make an all conquering oven cleaner using the contents of my cupboard / fridge. I have a feeling the bowl full of lemons I bought having watched Nigella (but with no plan what to do with them) will play a part. £67...... cheap. On an unrelated note, for some reason my laptop left button / touchpad that has not worked for weeks, has suddenly started working again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30807 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You are so under the thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Try a 50/50 mix of bleach and ammonia CT. You'll not have to worry about it for a while afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27582 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 For some daft reason CT reminds me of this old joke; CT: "Doctor, everytime I touch my arm it hurts, every time I touch my legs it hurts and when I touch my head it also knacks. Doctor: "You've a broken finger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 For some daft reason CT reminds me of this old joke; CT: "Doctor, everytime I touch my arm it hurts, every time I touch my legs it hurts and when I touch my head it also knacks. Doctor: "You've a broken finger." :spit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26832 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 She was gorgeous though, lovely voice too. You'll be happy to know then that her and Travolta are back together for a Christmas album. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14137 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You'll be happy to know then that her and Travolta are back together for a Christmas album. Really. Ah, is that what the clip on the Daily Show the other night was all about? Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27582 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You'll be happy to know then that her and Travolta are back together for a Christmas album. Really. I've seen one of the songs. Oh dear. Time takes no prisoners, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Oven Pride Non! Mr Muscle Non! Sick child getting dressed and dragged to shop for bicarbonate of soda to go with my Lemons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Let battle commence.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 65 replies from an oven cleaning thread, the mans a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 65 replies from an oven cleaning thread, the mans a genius. Its amazing what you can learn. Just look at what Ive / We've learnt about Bicarbonate of Soda via Ugly Mackems and Mrs Thrifty..... 1.Sprinkle a bit of bicarb on a wet cloth and use it in bathrooms, kitchens and anywhere else that you would normally use a cream cleaner. 2. Add a small bowl of bi carb to your fridge to neutralise smells. Change it once a month and your fridge should stay fresh. 3. Pour 200g of bicarbonate of soda, swiftly followed by a kettle of boiling water down your sinks once a week to keep them clean and unblocked. 4. Soak smelly or stained tupperware in hot water with a sprinkling of bicarbonate of soda over night. 5. Sprinkle bicarbonate of soda on to BBQ grills, then soak, in order to reduce scrubbing. 6. Add 4tbsp of bicarb to a spray bottle 3/4 filled with boiling water - shake well. Allow to cool a little then add your favourite scented essential oils. Allow to cool completely and use as a spray to freshen clothes and soft furnishings. 7. Lightly dust your carpets with bicarbonate of soda, leave over night then vacuum come morning. Your carpets will be fresh and clean. 8. Pour a glug of vinegar (malt will do) down your toilet, followed by a couple of tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda. Allow to fizz up and settle, then flush. 9. I clean my oven with a paste made from salt, bicarb and warm water, it makes it look shiny and new, which sad as it sounds, pleases me no end. 10. Clean thermos flasks (new and vintage) with bicarb and water, I find it takes any niffy smells out almost straight away. This is life gold nuggets right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14137 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You've copied-and-pasted that, you haven't learnt it. If it actually works, then we can talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Its amazing what you can learn. Just look at what Ive / We've learnt about Bicarbonate of Soda via Ugly Mackems and Mrs Thrifty..... 1.Sprinkle a bit of bicarb on a wet cloth and use it in bathrooms, kitchens and anywhere else that you would normally use a cream cleaner. 2. Add a small bowl of bi carb to your fridge to neutralise smells. Change it once a month and your fridge should stay fresh. 3. Pour 200g of bicarbonate of soda, swiftly followed by a kettle of boiling water down your sinks once a week to keep them clean and unblocked. 4. Soak smelly or stained tupperware in hot water with a sprinkling of bicarbonate of soda over night. 5. Sprinkle bicarbonate of soda on to BBQ grills, then soak, in order to reduce scrubbing. 6. Add 4tbsp of bicarb to a spray bottle 3/4 filled with boiling water - shake well. Allow to cool a little then add your favourite scented essential oils. Allow to cool completely and use as a spray to freshen clothes and soft furnishings. 7. Lightly dust your carpets with bicarbonate of soda, leave over night then vacuum come morning. Your carpets will be fresh and clean. 8. Pour a glug of vinegar (malt will do) down your toilet, followed by a couple of tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda. Allow to fizz up and settle, then flush. 9. I clean my oven with a paste made from salt, bicarb and warm water, it makes it look shiny and new, which sad as it sounds, pleases me no end. 10. Clean thermos flasks (new and vintage) with bicarb and water, I find it takes any niffy smells out almost straight away. This is life gold nuggets right here. My oven cost a grand and cleans itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 My oven cost a grand and cleans itself. But what about your Thermos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 My oven cost a grand and cleans itself. That would actually just be my look to suddenly notice a self cleaning button *goes to check* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 "Mr Christmas - loves the jobs you hate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 On a serious note , have you tried the vastly underrated Soda Crystals ? Cheap as chips and clean anything . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27582 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Its amazing what you can learn. Just look at what Ive / We've learnt about Bicarbonate of Soda via Ugly Mackems and Mrs Thrifty..... 1.Sprinkle a bit of bicarb on a wet cloth and use it in bathrooms, kitchens and anywhere else that you would normally use a cream cleaner. 2. Add a small bowl of bi carb to your fridge to neutralise smells. Change it once a month and your fridge should stay fresh. 3. Pour 200g of bicarbonate of soda, swiftly followed by a kettle of boiling water down your sinks once a week to keep them clean and unblocked. 4. Soak smelly or stained tupperware in hot water with a sprinkling of bicarbonate of soda over night. 5. Sprinkle bicarbonate of soda on to BBQ grills, then soak, in order to reduce scrubbing. 6. Add 4tbsp of bicarb to a spray bottle 3/4 filled with boiling water - shake well. Allow to cool a little then add your favourite scented essential oils. Allow to cool completely and use as a spray to freshen clothes and soft furnishings. 7. Lightly dust your carpets with bicarbonate of soda, leave over night then vacuum come morning. Your carpets will be fresh and clean. 8. Pour a glug of vinegar (malt will do) down your toilet, followed by a couple of tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda. Allow to fizz up and settle, then flush. 9. I clean my oven with a paste made from salt, bicarb and warm water, it makes it look shiny and new, which sad as it sounds, pleases me no end. 10. Clean thermos flasks (new and vintage) with bicarb and water, I find it takes any niffy smells out almost straight away. This is life gold nuggets right here. Clearly taken from 'Bi-carbsoda.com', the biggest wholesaler of Bicarbonate of soda in Western Europe, buy bicarb at great prices in a vast array of different bulk quantities. From cleaning ovens to cleaning your teeth, from dyeing your pubes white for that 'Gemmill' look to ridding your fridge of that two day old baked bean odour, it's all here at Bi-carbsoda.com! Get yourself a bargain now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) Finished at last! Now getting a final treatment of lemons Next time it's Oven Man! Edited December 14, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Fuck me, check the reflection- and you call me Sausage Fingers! Please tell me you dropped something heavy on your hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35592 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 look at his watch performing a chokehold on his chubby little wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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