DanTheMan 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) Good link there many, but someone for Brimful of Asha misheard this: 'Brain full of Russia and it's fortified' WTF! Its nowt like it! And in the same song: 'Everybody needs a Muslim for a dildo.' Edited January 11, 2006 by DanTheMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Celine Dion = "My hot-dogs go on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Losing my Religion; Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Losing my Religion; Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight.. 78036[/snapback] "Choosing my confection" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Mentioned it before but a lass at uni thought the line "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head" from 'Bigmouth Strikes Again' by The Smiths was "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Mentioned it before but a lass at uni thought the line "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head" from 'Bigmouth Strikes Again' by The Smiths was "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your head." 78071[/snapback] Loughborough fucking University!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Mentioned it before but a lass at uni thought the line "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head" from 'Bigmouth Strikes Again' by The Smiths was "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your head." 78071[/snapback] Loughborough fucking University!! 78080[/snapback] I knaa man. They let me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Celine Dion = "My hot-dogs go on" 77999[/snapback] That's no misheard lyric. She does say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 "Climb every Woman" "with a roof rack over my head " - Bob Marley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Alex the seal! (our lips are sealed: the go go's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 "Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jazzment in my mind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I was the best man at my friend's wedding and his wife (for some unknown reason) decided she was going to get up and give a speech (this was well after I had already killed with my speech and even threw in 10 "meows" a la Super Troopers). She started spinning this tale of how her new husband and I used to hang out all the time listening to Elton John and he thought it was "Tony Danza" instead of Tiny Dancer, as previously referenced. Not only had neither he nor I been Elton John fans at any point in our lives, he also knew well enough that Sir Elton would never write a song about Tony Danza. I thought maybe he told her that story in some random aside, but he swears he's never said anything remotely like that. One of the strangest lies I've ever heard told. And to a massive group of Filipinos, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Fallout Boy - "This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race"...."This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arse face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 My housemate thought the chorus to Nirvana's Dive was "diamond ring" like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 My mate thought the words to Move On Baby (90's shite dance song) New Born Baby. Was funny as fuck watching him in the Ritzy back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Papa Don't Preach: Bubblegum Flavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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