Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 You dirty old dog! Single neighbour? Bringing you wine? Does she know about the micro penis yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14588 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Football is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 On 24/04/2013 at 18:14, Christmas Tree said: Pretty much spot on Balanced on the edge of the raised bed. Luckily Im not allowed power tools. God forbid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 On 24/04/2013 at 18:23, Tom said: Football is on. Doesn't count, not Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53517 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 On 24/04/2013 at 18:16, Christmas Tree said: Anyway the women folk have gone out and the newly separated neighbour has just been round with a bottle of merlot and some Thorntons as a thank you for watching her kids earlier (steady hands for holding nails as it happens), so off to a nice radox bath with the first episode of GOT to see what all the fuss is about. Did you brush your arm hair special for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14588 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 On 24/04/2013 at 19:26, Gemmill said: Did you brush your arm hair special for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I still can't get over the expression of the dog in them earlier pics man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 On 24/04/2013 at 16:08, Gemmill said: Ginger arm hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 24/04/2013 at 15:49, Christmas Tree said: Remember, whatever you do, don't try to saw your arm off Was that the end of last weeks episode of Mr Tree then? Next weeks episode - The Lakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14588 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Renton is playing himself apparently. ''What are your qualifications TAXI man!!!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 11:47, Happy Face said: Was that the end of last weeks episode of Mr Tree then? Next weeks episode - The Lakes! At Kirby Stephen on route as it happens. Quick tray of curry chips to keep me going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38734 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 13:09, Christmas Tree said: At Kirby Stephen on route as it happens. Quick tray of curry chips to keep me going. Are you poking at your food with your trotter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11596 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 That honestly looks like you've already eaten it once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 en route btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 Arrived Passed an upwardly mobile looking couple on the A66. Private reg, bikes on top etc etc. anyway had a little wonder if that was Renton. A few hours later we ended up in Cartmel parked next to the same car in a car park. The couple were coming back to the car just as we were getting out. Gave him a big smile and hello, but just a little nod back. Was it you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11596 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Private reg = upwardly mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Is there rabbit shit in those "things" you're eating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 15:01, The Fish said: Private reg = upwardly mobile Anyone on here got one? You're a Cathword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 BE 1NG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 13:09, Christmas Tree said: At Kirby Stephen on route as it happens. Quick tray of curry chips to keep me going. No wonder you haven't been telling every body about your recent weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14588 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Looks like something that should be on the way out not on the way in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) On 03/05/2013 at 16:36, Monkeys Fist said: BE 1NG 5HAR T3D Edit...cannit make it up - this flyer just came through the door after posting the "dogtrack mishap" above !? "pebble dashing" Edited May 3, 2013 by LoveTheBobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 Totally ripping the dance floor at Haven ( with a two year old on my shoulders). Got a touch worried when Gangham style can on as I thought I might forget my passenger. Only signal is on the cafe which is naff. Band tonight is The Dreamers, Freddys dead. They've been great so far and the drummer (played in the original band that got to No 1 with twist and shout), put on a hell of a display what eating fire. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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