Renton 27739 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Jasmine is too tall for my tastes, but there is some class looking presenters on there, plus the Scottish lass from homes under the hammer. I draw the line at Dion Dublin though. Welcome to middle aged pervitude, I'm literally turning into my Dad. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 3 minutes ago, Renton said: Jasmine is too tall for my tastes, but there is some class looking presenters on there, plus the Scottish lass from homes under the hammer. I draw the line at Dion Dublin though. Welcome to middle aged pervitude, I'm literally turning into my Dad. The little blonde lass who is on the same show Jasmine normally does turns up to lend some moral support / give the dads an eyeful. She's had a load of work done on her face now though and is right on the verge of no longer looking like she was produced by a human fanny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Aye, the little asides they do to one another in the voiceover. Fucking BRUTAL, the pair of them. My lass has just spent the last week watching that Jasmine Harman show where she's bought a home in Spain for her family and is doing it up. Didn't mind that cos she's alright and decent Daytime TV fanny (getting on a bit these days but aren't we all). Her husband manages to get a double break in his leg AND have a heart attack during the filming of the show. I'm sure the lazy cunt just wanted nothing to do with any of the work. If Jasmine's husband is fucked I'll be happy to stand in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Kirstie Allsopp can fuck off and buy herself a sex toy though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: If Jasmine's husband is fucked I'll be happy to stand in. I'll look for your name under "Stunt Cock" in the season 2 credits. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 I will say that Jasmine's son is called Albion, which sounds a bit Brexit, but her and her husband (he's a cameraman) work all over Europe so I think they've more likely just made a terrible name choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39128 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Welcome to Toontastic where we currently have three lecherous, middle aged men discussing which female day time TV host they would or wouldn’t grace with the pleasure of their flaccid penis. Has anyone figured out yet why we don’t have more new members signing up? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 8 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I will say that Jasmine's son is called Albion, which sounds a bit Brexit, but her and her husband (he's a cameraman) work all over Europe so I think they've more likely just made a terrible name choice. At least half the cunts I've talked who live abroad are pure Brexit so it's not looking good. There's a bairn at my school called Bliss and I told her she was named after a nightclub. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Welcome to Toontastic where we currently have three lecherous, middle aged men discussing which female day time TV host they would or wouldn’t grace with the pleasure of their flaccid penis. Has anyone figured out yet why we don’t have more new members signing up? That and the slow loading of the pages.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 47 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Kirstie Allsopp can fuck off and buy herself a sex toy though. She's already got a lanky bald dildo. I mean Phil, not Gemmill. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 25 Author Share Posted November 25 59 minutes ago, ewerk said: Welcome to Toontastic where we currently have three lecherous, middle aged men discussing which female day time TV host they would or wouldn’t grace with the pleasure of their flaccid penis. Has anyone figured out yet why we don’t have more new members signing up? and they used to mock me for Denise, back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 A RIDICULOUS comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 25 Author Share Posted November 25 27 minutes ago, Gemmill said: A RIDICULOUS comparison. Just you wait til some Young’un comes along mocking your choice of daytime bint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 The issue here is not age. It's the fact that Welch is singularly unattractive. She shit herself in public and didn't even know ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 25 Author Share Posted November 25 Just now, Gemmill said: The issue here is not age. It's the fact that Welch is singularly unattractive. She shit herself in public and didn't even know ffs. I can tell you she was smokin back in the day on the set of my ads, loose dressing gown, asking for a discount. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 (edited) I can imagine you looking like on that photo with your little ginger tache. Copping a look at Welch in her dressing gown, tache twitching uncontrollably, going cross-eyed, with steam coming out your ears like something off Benny Hill. Edited November 25 by Gemmill 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 25 Author Share Posted November 25 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I can imagine you looking like on that photo with your little ginger tache. Copping a look at Welch in her dressing gown, tache twitching uncontrollably, going cross-eyed, with steam coming out your ears like something off Benny Hill. It was more like this scene from American pie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 12 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: It was more like this scene from American pie 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 This is what the Internet was built for. High brow political debate. 👍 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 ALL OF THIS stems back to you digging out Kirstles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5407 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: ALL OF THIS stems back to you digging out Kirstles. I would fucking dig out Kirstles, I wouldn’t like myself during but a solid hate fuck is cathartic 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 BAN HIM 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 (edited) Let's talk about the macroeconomic challenges caused by the changing demographics in developed countrues causing unprecedented strains on the social contract. But before we get on to that, would you dig out Kirstles? Edited November 25 by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62975 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/nov/25/rutger-bregman-accuses-bbc-of-censoring-his-reith-lecture-on-trump No bother. Just the BBC censoring negative comments about Trump. Looks like his lawsuit bullshit is having the desired effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 47 minutes ago, Renton said: Let's talk about the macroeconomic challenges caused by the changing demographics in developed countrues causing unprecedented strains on the social contract. But before we get on to that, would you dig out Kirstles? No Yes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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