Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Sackpardew.com Have a gander, share, get involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 UK's number one. Who's made that, is it you HF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Nah, got a pm about re-using some of my stats but that's it. Run from @sackpardew which is worth a follow on twitter too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://sackpardew.com/ here's the link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Soz. On me phone. Though I had a link in the op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Nah, got a pm about re-using some of my stats but that's it. Run from @sackpardew which is worth a follow on twitter too. Needs a comments section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Every page has comments available dunnit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Every page has comments available dunnit? I'll take another look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 They should put a Sports Direct banner on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Put a Shrek on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fanks 'appy face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 After 6 defeats in a row, we still expect too much: 28/04/14 “It’s a big club. They expect sometimes things that we can’t deliver” We're a selfish set of bastards aren't we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Put a Shrek on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 My latest effort: The NUFC Wind Up Continues – fanx Mike fanx Alan The first few games of this season I have been absolutely staggered that our magnificent support has dragged in gates of over 51,000 and 49,000. The reason being is that this is my first year that I’ve decided to jack games at St James’ Park. I know many people who have also decided to terminate their physical support. Most Newcastle fans of our generation tend to think that we are THE most loyal support there is anywhere in football in the entire globe. I certainly do. It’s extremely arrogant of us to many, but it’s also an absolute fact. Second Division in 1984, BRITAIN’s third best supported club then. Lost Keegan, within four years, we’d lost three more of the best five footballers in the country in Waddle, Beardsley and Gascoigne. I think every support has a sort of genetic principle. Liverpool’s is to be cunts. Arsenal’s is to be boring people who should disappear to Twickenham. Newcastle United’s is to be the most pathetically loyal people in global sport. It is arrogant but it’s true. It was true in the 1940’s (World Record Average Gate while in DIVISION TWO!), it was true in the 1950’s, the desolate 70’s and 80’s, and despite winning absolutely fuck all in the 90’s, 00’s and the first half of the 2010’s we had England’s second largest gates….now ONLY third since Arsenal built their ground. It’s sad as fuck. It hurts me it always will. The fact is we are no further forward. Our owner is now worth £4,000,000,000. Incredible. This summer he was entitled to a £200,000,000 pay out for him personally within his personal business. It’s HIS personally anyway the 4 billion, but no he’ll leave it there, he won’t use it to develop his football club. Since we were promoted to the Premier League in 2010, Newcastle have generally been in terms of income between 16th and 25th richest club in the entire globe. Now this is below what we should be achieving straight away but it’s still significant. Baring in mind in the period from 2007 to 2010, due to his own mistakes to start with, we grasped far more from player sales than we spent on player purchases. Anyway I do apologise for my blatant lack of intellect, but I could write this a thousand different ways and my conclusion would always be MIKE ASHLEY IS A CUNT. He’s spent £6m on players in 4 years at a massive club while scraping his own funds back. A billionaire who legally was shown to be a liar by Kevin Keegan, and a fanbase that I deludedly think could easily be over a million. He’s a bastard who I hope walks the streets soon with ebola. I’ll also scorn Newcastle fans who forge the tiniest corner of respect for “Mike”. I’m old enough to remember the Gordon McKeag era. McKeag was massively abused. I was 10 years of age, and jumped on a pathetic bandwagon. When you look back at 1988 McKeag was like Mother Theresa compared to this fat bastard. He was barely a personal millionaire himself. He took over from Stan Seymour, and when we look back at dealings like selling Gascoigne and Beardsley, we built a £4m Milburn Stand (because of Valley Parade), and people need to remember the £3.2m we raised on Gazza, Paul Stephenson and Neil McDonald was all reinvested in the side, all of it. Our fans started that 88/89 season in good spirits. John Robertson was the top scorer in Scotland, John Hendrie was rated highly, same with Cup winners Andy Thorn and Dave Beasant. It all fell to pieces and McKeag was massively hated. He would have received even worse abuse than Ashley looking back without 4 billion quid in his Lloyds TSB. McKeag should be disliked 00000.1% as much as this fat scum bag. The club is on hold. Pardew is a fucking arsehole, his comments after the recent Crystal Palace game about the fans being partly responsible for the 96th minute equaliser because of their enthusiasm show him up for what he is. A disgrace. Imagine FFS/Hall doing to that to Robson/Keegan. The club is a joke. We needed a striker so badly it’s unreal, and every single one of our astonising fanbase knew it was never going to happen on that last day. We were completely obliterated by Hull City. “Mike I need a faakin striker.”….”weww you’ve spent firty seven miww sahn”, aye but he’s spent basically fuck all in terms of income and expenditure over four years. I love Newcastle I really do, I’ve watched far, far worse Newcastle teams than the current one, 1991 was a tragic side, but I’d have watched them in the Fourth Division. I’ve watched Newcastle United since 1985, with a season ticket since 1991, and that game against Cardiff we won 3-0, last game of last season is the last time I go again whilst Fatty and that Cheeky Grey Haired Bastard have anything to do with us. I know loads of people who have finished it, and I hope we win every game we play, and hope everyone who has spent further money on these bastards gets value, but not me. We honestly could be AT LEAST as expensively valued as Tottenham but we’re being ran like Reggie Perrin ran his pathetic million quid company. Cheap, chatty and shit. The support who is still there, well they’re second to none. The likes of Everton would get 25,000 for this. The likes of Liverpool got 33,000 under Houllier for this. There’s no support in the country like us, but he will continue to lose people if he doesn’t either sell us or absolutely change how he has ran us for nearly 8 years. It’s truly incredible that thousands of people haven’t given up, have shown loyalty, yet the club won’t sign a striker. John Hall had the amazing Les Ferdinand, did we need a striker? Possibly but it certainly wasn’t an imperitive like it is today. What did Keegan and Hall do? Broke the world transfer record for the greatest striker we’ve ever had, and even then still added one of South America’s most skillful 90’s strikers. This man is a twat. Anyone who supports him is a twat too. The type of bloke who got divorced, paid his wife a British record £50m in a divorce settlement and laughed about it. The type of bloke that went in Asper’s Casino in Newcastle lost £1.3m on the top table, and walked out laughing saying “hahaha oh weww faak it”, in other words a cunt. GET OUT OF OUR CLUB YOU FAT COCKNEY BASTARD GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30462 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I can't go along with that. Someone with Ebola should be placed in isolation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Hey Stevie we're getting a big fuck off telly that'll make things much better you see ,oh and a bit more Sports Direct signage. Newcastle over the years have been renowned for having a top class striker we now have a recovering Cisse who couldn't buy a goal last season. Like yourself I have the utmost respect for our supporters but I must admit I'm puzzled as to why so many attend SJP when he has nothing but contempt for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I can't go along with that. Someone with Ebola should be placed in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Harsh but fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 Alan Pardew caught in the web as new campaign launches to oust Newcastle United bossMark Douglas: Sep 09, 2014 11:45 OPINION BY MARKDOUGLAS A new website has gone live demanding Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew is sacked but is that fair? And what will it achieve? It was the first day of November: a cold, crisp and dark evening. The dial was set to 5Live where Roberto Martinez, among others, was discussing the fate of Newcastle United in a week that they’d lost a derby and a lot of goodwill by becoming the most high-profile club to issue a banning order to its local ‘papers. Martinez, an urbane, intelligent and thoughtful manager of stylish, entertaining sides, was asked whether the background noise mattered. “Not really,” he responded. “If the team win on Saturday it is all forgotten. All of it. Three points are all that matters.” The next day, Newcastle achieved arguably their finest home victory since Alan Pardew was named the LMA’s Manager of the Year in 2012 – beating Chelsea 2-0 with a display laced with discipline and desire. As Martinez promised it would, discontent was quelled. A year on, the question now is whether the boundaries have been shifted. Would three points on Saturday calm tensions? Or have we passed the point of no return? Last night, a professional and polished website was launched. A sparkly site titled sackpardew.com lists the darkest days of the manager’s reign, recounts quotes that show him contradicting himself and statistics that appear damning. It looks good but is, of course, highly selective in what it presents. It is unapologetically anti the manager and comes from the Newcastle fans on Twitter who asked fellow supporters to tweet pictures of themselves all over the world with an anti-Pardew message. I asked supporters over social media what they thought of it and a rough count of the 70 or so replies I got within the first hour suggested that three quarters felt the website was a good thing. The rest felt it either pointless, vindictive or counter-productive. At the moment the person behind the site is yet to identify themselves and there is no single Twitter fan claiming to be the driving force of the campaign, although there is a small crop of advocates for it. There is a function to donate to ‘future campaigns’ – it doesn’t say what they are yet – that has raised £500 or so. Any money not used will be given to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, it says. So what is the point of it all? It is highly unlikely, after all, that Mike Ashley will be convinced by a website, no matter how professionally put together it is. Fan campaigns in the past have done little to move United’s hierarchy. But what those who advocate it say is that it is a lightening conductor for feelings that are running high, somewhere to direct ill-will against a man that they now believe is ruining their enjoyment of the club. “He cannot make us proud or make us believe that he can take this great football club in the right direction,” the front page reads. It is an ‘awareness’ thing: documenting what they feel are his failings to convince those who don’t see it as clearly as they do. “We call upon Mike Ashley to remove Pardew from his post and to appoint a candidate based on merit, in an open and transparent manner, as soon as possible,” they say. “We will use all methods at our disposal to see this come to pass.” What this means is unclear, but it all adds to a narrative that is troubling for the manager. Last season’s game against Cardiff saw Newcastle supporters walk out virtually en masse. It felt like a point of no return but Pardew has returned. It increasingly feels as if he is pushing against the tide. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mark-douglas-alan-pardew-caught-7741436 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 He'll be gone after the Hull game and it will be Pulis or Moyes. Both aren't ideal, but I can live with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14638 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mark-douglas-alan-pardew-caught-7741436 "Are they HF, are they HF in disguise?......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 He'll be gone after the Hull game and it will be Pulis or Moyes. Both aren't ideal, but I can live with.Don't have anywhere near your confidence that even losing the next two games will see him sacked but lets hope so. Can't say I can stand Pulis much but he's certainly preferable to Pardew. Moyes would be much more palletable. They are very obvious choices and if we can agree terms with either of them I think it's likely that one of them would be the way Ashley would go. I think it's almost impossible that we'll pick some top up and coming coach from abroad because Ashley won't have a clue who they are. I also can't see him paying anyone compensation for taking their manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Is there some kind of insider knowledge that the Hull game will be the one to see him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4229 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 The independent reported that he had two games to save his job, that'd be southampton and hull supposedly. HBA can't play against us but his presence at the game would probably stir the crowd up even further and losing those games would apparently force a decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I dont like the bloke never wanted him as manager and yet I can't see Ashley letting him go unless we're in a relegation situation. He takes all the flak for Ashley, his patter's shite everytime he opens his mouth we become more pissed off.he fanks Mike all the time he's perfect for Ashley so unless he starts losing Ashley money I.e. relegation I think we're stuck with him as long as Ashley owns the club . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Is there some kind of insider knowledge that the Hull game will be the one to see him off. Why did the Others want Walt so badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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