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  On 05/10/2014 at 21:08, Dr Gloom said:

Depends how much sex I'm getting. To answer your question right now, it'd have to be a solid no.

They say men are having less sex due to internets porn.

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I think I could, aye. I was offered some sage advice once to always have one "imagination wank" every couple of days, just so you don't completely rely on porn's weird, warped sex to get you off. I can't remember who said that, may well have been my grandfather. On his death bed. He kept true to his own advice until his dying day, as the nurses can attest.

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  On 06/10/2014 at 14:45, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I think I could, aye. I was offered some sage advice once to always have one "imagination wank" every couple of days, just so you don't completely rely on porn's weird, warped sex to get you off. I can't remember who said that, may well have been my grandfather. On his death bed. He kept true to his own advice until his dying day, as the nurses can attest.

Imagination wank is oldskool. Respec.

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  On 06/10/2014 at 19:00, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I have expunged all porn from my memory banks thanks to incredibly effective brainwashing courtesy of the Scientologists. Instead, I just queue up Shearer's goal against Chelsea on Youtube and I'm usually done by the time he's turned Desailly.

Well no one could call you lazy.

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I'll give it a go..

 

It is funny that I often find myself looking at porn out if boredom ie if I'm at home messing about on th Internet I'll check my emails, Facebook, BBC, here, guardian website, look at porn..

 

That really can't be healthy.

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  On 07/10/2014 at 10:31, luckyluke said:

I'll give it a go..

 

It is funny that I often find myself looking at porn out if boredom ie if I'm at home messing about on th Internet I'll check my emails, Facebook, BBC, here, guardian website, look at porn..

 

That really can't be healthy.

 

 

Reading the comments on Guardian website is definitely bad for you.

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  On 07/10/2014 at 11:01, trophyshy said:

 

 

Reading the comments on Guardian website is definitely bad for you.

That's all I ever read. Quick skim of the article and settle in for some chortles from the comments. :case:

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