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Monkeys Fist

The John Lewis ad is out, so that's it, deck the halls.

" Young boy acts as penguin pimp".

Festive as fuck.

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It's exactly that kind of sentimentality that has made me hate Christmas for at least the last 10 years :lol:

 

When did John Lewis get a pet department anyway? :razz:

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Ayatollah Hermione

It's nowhere near as bad as the Coca-Cola one. I know Christmas IS commercialised beyond belief but it's sad that Coca-Cola have managed to collar an entire nation into associating their brand with it.

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Kid Dynamite

Is your house the one beside or behind the tree?

Beside, the house next door is a £1mil+ cottage that was there long before the estate was built

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  • 2 weeks later...

Was up at Kirkley Hall yesterday for some kind of Christmas fayre. Was more really just a marquee with food stalls in it.

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We appear to have invited the mother in law round for Christmas dinner. :lol:

 

Thankfully, she accepted and followed up by saying she'll bring the meat and roasties if we sort veg and drinks. Suits me fine like, she's a good cook and I'm bloody hopeless.

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The Fish

Fucking weird seeing the shy, unassuming lad I went to Uni with standing amongst that sea of self aggrandising arsewarts.

 

At least he has the good grace to look uncomfortable about the whole thing.

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Howmanheyman

Fucking weird seeing the shy, unassuming lad I went to Uni with standing amongst that sea of self aggrandising arsewarts.

 

At least he has the good grace to look uncomfortable about the whole thing.

:lol:

I've never heard of him.

 

Who is it again?

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Monkeys Fist

Notice? :D

If he'd tattooed it on his cock and stood naked in Fenwicks window , it would've been more subtle.

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The Fish

 

sure everyone knows bono...

:)

 

I know the lad from Bastille

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Monkeys Fist

Driving through Benton to drop my lassie at Brownies tonight- some cunt, for that is what they are, has got Christmas lights all over their house.

It's November 18th.

:suicide:

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