Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Had that years. Pallet furniture was destined for the spot the big paddling pool now is. Much better use of a few hundred quid. Life must be hard on the breadline in the East Boldon Ghetto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, zerosum said: no no no.. not velcro sandals Once you're over 50 or a grandad you can get away with them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Not with trotters like yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Fuck me! I was only joking when I used the word “ trotters”, then I zoomed in… 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Why on earth did you zoom in? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Why on earth did you zoom in? Either a foot fetish or he’s liking the cut of my sandals. Iirc he’s around or just over 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I was 50 the other day Your sandals look like they came from S****s D****t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I was 50 the other day Your sandals look like they came from S****s D****t. Happy Birthday Now the joy of all those life insurance over 50’s junk mail. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3657 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 37 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Happy Birthday Now the joy of all those life insurance over 50’s junk mail. Enjoy. Do you origami yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Happy Birthday, @Monkeys Fist! You've got a decade on me and I feel ancient. You must be trying out coffins for comfort at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5433 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I was 50 the other day Your sandals look like they came from S****s D****t. How was Edinburgh mate. I remembered another place to maybe eat but it’s obviously a bit late now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Cheers lads. I’m going to Edinburgh tomorrow, Strawb, so I’ll take any recommendations still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 9 hours ago, adios said: Happy Birthday, @Monkeys Fist! You've got a decade on me and I feel ancient. You must be trying out coffins for comfort at this point. I’m now in full Dad Grunt mode, any movements up, down or sideways produce an involuntary “ hrnggh” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m now in full Dad Grunt mode, any movements up, down or sideways produce an involuntary “ hrnggh” Not far off myself, beginning to fall to pieces tbh. Not sure what the issue with the sandals tbh. I need a new pair, my last one are 10 years old now. They have a unique feature which I can't find anywhere else, a powerful magnetic clasp. Clarke's don't sell them anymore. If anyone knows where I can get a pair of good magnetic sandals, let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 "Magnetic Sandals" playing tonight at the Cluny, £8 in, £5 concessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7485 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: to and thro. Fro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: "Magnetic Sandals" playing tonight at the Cluny, £8 in, £5 concessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Sandals FFS. No one wants to see your disgusting taloned toes, @Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Gemmill said: Sandals FFS. No one wants to see your disgusting taloned toes, @Renton Wouldn't worry, he's the type to wear white socks and sandals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, Renton said: Not far off myself, beginning to fall to pieces tbh. Not sure what the issue with the sandals tbh. I need a new pair, my last one are 10 years old now. They have a unique feature which I can't find anywhere else, a powerful magnetic clasp. Clarke's don't sell them anymore. If anyone knows where I can get a pair of good magnetic sandals, let me know. Type “ magnetic clasp. Men’s sandals” in to the google machine. Boom! Loads there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 39 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m now in full Dad Grunt mode, any movements up, down or sideways produce an involuntary “ hrnggh” and have the 2am trips for a piss started yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I think you might want to go to the Doc and ask him to finger your anus, old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, Renton said: Not far off myself, beginning to fall to pieces tbh. Not sure what the issue with the sandals tbh. I need a new pair, my last one are 10 years old now. They have a unique feature which I can't find anywhere else, a powerful magnetic clasp. Clarke's don't sell them anymore. If anyone knows where I can get a pair of good magnetic sandals, let me know. Mine are just Karrimors from SD but they are the comfiest footwear I’ve ever worn. Lovely moulder soles for my elegant feet. Free and liberating footwear is much better than trainers at this time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Andrew said: Fro. I knew that lisping nursery teacher was a bad influence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Type “ magnetic clasp. Men’s sandals” in to the google machine. Boom! Loads there. There really isn't loads at all. Most hits are for Clarke's, but they redesigned them with a much inferior product with a pathetic magnet. Reviews are terrible. I'll keep looking. Oh, and aye, my feet look horrendous, as do most peoples. These are for the pool and beach mainly. With a magnetic clasp you can whip them on and off in half a second. Did I mention magnetic clasp are where it's at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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