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Monkeys Fist

There’s a bloke on eBay selling them, Clarke’s, boxed brand new. 

 

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strawb
54 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Cheers lads. 

I’m going to Edinburgh tomorrow, Strawb, so I’ll take any recommendations still. 

It was only another Tom kitchin venture that I forgot, I like his food and this is deffo laid back. It’s called the scran and scallie really good pub food. I couldn’t remember where you said you were staying but new town way? So shouldn’t be too far

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Gemmill
Just now, strawb said:

I bought some birkenstocks, only 33 and the comfiest footwear I own.

 

Ah shit, I didn't know you were a lesbian.

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Renton
Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Cheers mate. 

Birkenstocks are the tits, btw. 

BUT DO THEY DO MAGNETIC CLASPS???

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zerosum

I didn’t realise my distaste for velcro jesus sandals would cause such a furore. At least you didn’t wear socks with them :icon_lol:

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Monkeys Fist

I’m just picturing CT, having read this and impulse bought a pair of magnetic sandals, then digging up an entire field on his next metecting trip. 

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strawb
27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Ah shit, I didn't know you were a lesbian.

I have less body hair than a lesbian these days

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Renton
7 minutes ago, strawb said:

I have less body hair than a lesbian these days

Most lesbians are quite hirsute I think. 

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Ayatollah Hermione

The only magnetic clasp I have is the one that secures my dream journal shut

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The Fish
13 minutes ago, Renton said:

Most lesbians are quite hirsute I think. 

Should definitely be a lesbian tailors called "Her suit".

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Christmas Tree

Looking for a new patio heater. Ideally wanted one of the wall mounted infrareds but no space to locate it.

 

Has anyone used the infrareds on stands? Are they any good. 

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ewerk

Tell us how the wife has kicked you out of the house without telling us that the wife has kicked you out of the house.

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RobinRobin
20 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Looking for a new patio heater. Ideally wanted one of the wall mounted infrareds but no space to locate it.

 

Has anyone used the infrareds on stands? Are they any good. 

I thought we came to you for advice on recycled stuff from the tip.

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Howmanheyman
22 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Looking for a new patio heater. Ideally wanted one of the wall mounted infrareds but no space to locate it.

 

Has anyone used the infrareds on stands? Are they any good. 

Buy a metal bin or a fire pit, then instead of wasting money on charcoal or wood for it simply burn all the shite you've bought and got sick of. You'll never run out of your alternative fuel. :good:

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Ayatollah Hermione

Yes, you should have. Now, can you please TRY and Google things?

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Monkeys Fist

The neighbours, watching Tubs install his newly-acquired fire hazard next ti the leather sponge …

 

” Oh god, he’s heating the stench!” 

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Howmanheyman

'Why not just burn the manky settee?'

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