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Since when are touchy, dweeby, fat, balding, mature students an ethnic or religious group in society? :naughty:

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he's expanding tbh.

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By the minute

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Since when are touchy, dweeby, fat, balding, mature students an ethnic or religious group in society? :naughty:

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he's expanding tbh.

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Like a miniature buddah tbh.

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:naughty: serves her right if you let a little dirty deposit on her bedspread.

 

you heard this myth that the male G-spot is up the arse?  A female medic I live with tells me it's not, it's at the base of the Penis and while you can access it that way, it's equally stimulated through you having penetrative sex with a lass (or lad I suppose) by it rubbing or being pushed agaisnt the pelvic bone.

 

 

little bit of layman biology for you SMO

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The female g-spot's a myth though, right?

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:naughty: serves her right if you let a little dirty deposit on her bedspread.

 

you heard this myth that the male G-spot is up the arse?  A female medic I live with tells me it's not, it's at the base of the Penis and while you can access it that way, it's equally stimulated through you having penetrative sex with a lass (or lad I suppose) by it rubbing or being pushed agaisnt the pelvic bone.

 

 

little bit of layman biology for you SMO

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The female g-spot's a myth though, right?

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g-g-g-g... g-unit!

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Since when are touchy, dweeby, fat, balding, mature students an ethnic or religious group in society? :naughty:

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.. they're not... they're a cultural group

 

:unsure:

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Since when are touchy, dweeby, fat, balding, mature students an ethnic or religious group in society? :naughty:

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.. they're not... they're a cultural group

 

:unsure:

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Does one person count as a group like?

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.. they're not... they're a cultural group

 

:naughty:

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I'd watch where you're putting that finger tbh.

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.. they're not... they're a cultural group

 

:naughty:

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I'd watch where you're putting that finger tbh.

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Headed straight for SLP's Humber Bridge tbh.

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Since when are touchy, dweeby, fat, balding, mature students an ethnic or religious group in society? :naughty:

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.. they're not... they're a cultural group

 

:unsure:

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Does one person count as a group like?

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depends how fat they are

 

:unsure:

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.. they're not... they're a cultural group

 

:unsure:

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I'd watch where you're putting that finger tbh.

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Headed straight for SLP's Humber Bridge tbh.

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:unsure::naughty:

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:naughty: serves her right if you let a little dirty deposit on her bedspread.

 

you heard this myth that the male G-spot is up the arse?  A female medic I live with tells me it's not, it's at the base of the Penis and while you can access it that way, it's equally stimulated through you having penetrative sex with a lass (or lad I suppose) by it rubbing or being pushed agaisnt the pelvic bone.

 

 

little bit of layman biology for you SMO

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Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic.

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:naughty: serves her right if you let a little dirty deposit on her bedspread.

 

you heard this myth that the male G-spot is up the arse?  A female medic I live with tells me it's not, it's at the base of the Penis and while you can access it that way, it's equally stimulated through you having penetrative sex with a lass (or lad I suppose) by it rubbing or being pushed agaisnt the pelvic bone.

 

 

little bit of layman biology for you SMO

87226[/snapback]

 

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic.

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Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc?

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:naughty: serves her right if you let a little dirty deposit on her bedspread.

 

you heard this myth that the male G-spot is up the arse?  A female medic I live with tells me it's not, it's at the base of the Penis and while you can access it that way, it's equally stimulated through you having penetrative sex with a lass (or lad I suppose) by it rubbing or being pushed agaisnt the pelvic bone.

 

 

little bit of layman biology for you SMO

87226[/snapback]

 

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic.

87270[/snapback]

 

Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc?

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Might be I don't know what the Humber Bridge is a euphamism for. but its the bit between your back wheels and the bottom of your arse cleff.

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:naughty: serves her right if you let a little dirty deposit on her bedspread.

 

you heard this myth that the male G-spot is up the arse?  A female medic I live with tells me it's not, it's at the base of the Penis and while you can access it that way, it's equally stimulated through you having penetrative sex with a lass (or lad I suppose) by it rubbing or being pushed agaisnt the pelvic bone.

 

 

little bit of layman biology for you SMO

87226[/snapback]

 

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic.

87270[/snapback]

 

Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc?

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Might be I don't know what the Humber Bridge is a euphamism for. but its the bit between your back wheels and the bottom of your arse cleff.

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Nah mate I got that...was just a reference to the rest of this ridiculously dubious thread.

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where in the arse?

 

yes  i am funny enough!  :naughty:

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Not the arse.......in the humber bridge/equivalent thereof!

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No it is f*cking great.

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:unsure:

 

Say what you see!

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On a slightly different but still highly dubious.

 

 

 

If you can suck your own nob does that make you gay?

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"Self-sufficient" tbh.

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