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I know it was done a while ago, but I just thought of another film ripe for a remake.

 

 

"Kelly's Heroes"

 

was on Monday night. Good simple film, no legendary performances, easily remade.

 

:lol:

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A remake of some of the James Bonds films would also be good for a laugh.

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That basically happens every time they make a new one.

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Whey how many remakes match or surpass the original?

 

The Fly

Oceans 11

Titanic

 

That's it I think.

 

This suggests only shit films should be remade so I'd say have another go at..

 

Lord of War

The Da Vinci Code

Brazil

Last Days

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The Da Vinci Code

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:lol: That'd be class, some spawny director comes out with a far superior version a couple of months after the original. The ultimate two-finger salute :blink:

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Goal, with updated transfers.

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And updated writing and directing one would hope!

 

Really we need a remake of 'Escape to victory' if we're doing footy films!

 

Who would be in the lineup this time, players who are either nearly finished or already finished by now??? Maybe Big Al could show is acting talents once more!

Maradonna instead of Ardiles or Pele scoring a handball instead of overhead kick?

 

Who would play the Stalone role, probably Vin Diesel!

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There's far too many remakes like

 

The Wicker Man

 

Absoloute disgrace. Why's the mother in on it? Where's the folk music? Where's the animal costumes? :lol: I'll bet it has a happy ending too.

 

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

Miami Vice

 

Superman Returns

 

Poseiden

 

The Omen

 

The Simpsons

 

The 39 Steps

 

The Lake House

 

School for Scoundrels

 

Pathfinder

 

Pulse

 

The Last Kiss

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Seven Samurai is being remade. No director as yet, but the bloke who wrote YOUNG GUNS and HIDALGO is working on a script for Ziyi Zhang to be part of.

 

An American remake of Battle Royale is underway too. Only person publicly involved so far is Neal Moritz, producer of The Fast and The Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, xXx, Not another Teen Movie, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arse biscuits.

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They should remake "The Battle of Britain" and "633 Squadron" for a start.

 

The originals are obviously flawed as they don't show America winning the war single handedly, which everyoine knows is what happened.

 

P.S. With the World Cup being on it is OK to mention the war isn't it ????

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Seven Samurai is being remade.  No director as yet, but the bloke who wrote YOUNG GUNS and HIDALGO is working on a script for Ziyi Zhang to be part of.

 

An American remake of Battle Royale is underway too.  Only person publicly involved so far is Neal Moritz, producer of The Fast and The Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, xXx, Not another Teen Movie, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arse biscuits.

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Jesus wept, that'll be GREAT.

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Seven Samurai is being remade.  No director as yet, but the bloke who wrote YOUNG GUNS and HIDALGO is working on a script for Ziyi Zhang to be part of.

 

An American remake of Battle Royale is underway too.  Only person publicly involved so far is Neal Moritz, producer of The Fast and The Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, xXx, Not another Teen Movie, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arse biscuits.

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Nooooooooooooooooooo

 

tbf though seven samurai has been remade a million times

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