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Been laid up in bed for the last two days unable to move, my entire body aches, Ive got tonsils the size of golfballs, headache, one minute Im sweating the next Im freezing cold. Even though Ive been in bed since 10pm on Monday, Ive yet to have more than an hours unbroken sleep and when I do I have weird dreams.

 

I've had to crawl to the bathroom and kitchen as I havent had the energy to walk (I did think about pissing in a bottle but knowing my luck Id end up taking a swig when I was thirsty.) :(

 

Its so bad that I havent even had the energy to switch the PC on :P

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Not Bird Flu petal. Just real proper (and not even "man") flu!

 

Paracetamol, lots of water, try and keep cool (even if you're shivering) and lots of rest.

 

Hope you feel better soon :(

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The key is to take as many various flu remedies as possible, one of them is bound to work.

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:(

 

They're all a con. You may as well just take plain paracetamol and vitamin C.

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The key is to take as many various flu remedies as possible, one of them is bound to work.

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:(

 

They're all a con. You may as well just take plain paracetamol and vitamin C.

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You want enough Lemsip Direct powder until you can't feel your head, then a cup of tea and bed.

 

Never fails.

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Been laid up in bed for the last two days unable to move, my entire body aches, Ive got tonsils the size of golfballs, headache, one minute Im sweating the next Im freezing cold. Even though Ive been in bed since 10pm on Monday, Ive yet to have more than an hours unbroken sleep and when I do I have weird dreams.

 

I've had to crawl to the bathroom and kitchen as I havent had the energy to walk (I did think about pissing in a bottle but knowing my luck Id end up taking a swig when I was thirsty.)  :(

 

Its so bad that I havent even had the energy to switch the PC on  :P

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Have you been snogging Scott Parker ?

 

Sounds a bit like Glandular fever.

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thought by "Bird Flu" you meant that you found that suddenly you were unable to reverse park, you couldn't shut the fuck up for the entirety of a film, you instantaneously became interested in the private lives of Z-list celebrities and also got stropppy for no fucking reason what-so-ever.

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well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing, not a bit of appetite but ona brighter note at least Im now capable of getting online so if I die of this I'll be able to let you know. :thumbsup:

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but you won't be able to use smilies ;)

Edited by Geordie Fish

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well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing

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Have you lost your massive belly yet? ;)

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well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing, not a bit of appetite but ona brighter note at least Im now capable of getting online so if I die of this I'll be able to let you know. :thumbsup:

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but you won't be able to use smilies :D

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Maybe he wasn't trying to use a smilie, maybe it was a miss-spelling of Thud, as he pitched forward deceased upon his keyboard ;)

Edited by Toonpack

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I have flu too.

 

Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it.

 

So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time.

 

Ironically I'm now lonley as feck. ;)

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I have flu too.

 

Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it.

 

So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time.

Ironically I'm now lonley as feck.  ;)

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You're as bad as Jimbo...

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I have flu too.

 

Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it.

 

So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time.

Ironically I'm now lonley as feck.  :D

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You're as bad as Jimbo...

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Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' ;)

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well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing

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Have you lost your massive belly yet? ;)

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Its nearly gone I tells ya, you should try this diet would work wonders for you. :D

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I have flu too.

 

Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it.

 

So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time.

Ironically I'm now lonley as feck.  :D

149547[/snapback]

 

You're as bad as Jimbo...

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Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' ;)

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It is the universal cure :(

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I have flu too.

 

Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it.

 

So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time.

Ironically I'm now lonley as feck.  :D

149547[/snapback]

 

You're as bad as Jimbo...

149550[/snapback]

 

Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' ;)

149813[/snapback]

 

It is the universal cure :(

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well i guess its an alternative for men asking women to please come n suck the poison !!! :(

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